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SEBASTIAN STAN On Demand Entertainment, 2023

baseball?? that game from twilight?

the nature of tumblr is that every so often a beloved mutual will reblog a horny picture of a middle aged man and you just have to grin and bear it

Your daily dose of cat memes

love calling men pretty. ur not 'handsome' ur the prettiest little princess i ever did see

i love men i love carbs i love dark chocolate i love tits. and they said it couldn't be done.

when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

Me when I put all my energy into pretending to be chill when in reality everything bothers me deeply

Hannibal Lector has technically killed less people

Hannibal Lector eats rude people. Tony Stark is complicit in US imperialism. Take a guess who’s less murderous

Hannibal Lector is also shown from the very beginning to be morally reprehensible whereas Tony Stark is louted as a hero no matter what bullshit he does

i don’t know much about filmmaking but i do know this

directors who focus on hands: knows about the tender language of touch, can show you painful emotional distance between two people, can rightfully articulate the true soul-crushing enormity of yearning

directors who focus on bare feet: need to be hunted for sport and shot on sight

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.