Let it rip¿

cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth

*me seeing any body of water larger than a puddle*

sharks in ther.

Do y’all ever feel like a toddler trying to take care of itself

Like I just spent 30 mins eating random unsatisfying snacks until I finally figured out I was just thirsty

meirl

FULL CIRCLE

I feel a little called out

-Indiana Jones theme plays-

youre in her DMs… im in the dragon figurine aisle of the craft store and i dont even know her and im not interested

Do you have directions to the dragon figurine aisle of the craft store?

Asking for a friend

forge your own path

me looking for my dignity after being left on read twice in a row 

remember when stephanie meyers was so desperate to tie up the loose ends of her love triangle that the paired off the extra dude with the couple’s newborn baby

I do not recall