i’m imploring you bro!! dude i fucking beseech thee!!!

real

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

she sand on my man til i cardoor hookhand

Utterly incomprehensible to anyone who spends a healthy amount of time online, fantastic.

Kinda funny that even with our modern medicine we can’t cure depression, anxiety, insomnia, etc when the atlanteans could cure it with their energy tetrahedrons 40,000 years ago

bi people have so many powers and can cast so many spells

Well oneof you is lying

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Betta

spotify CRAPPED! all you music fucking sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

post that is funny to exactly me and about 136 other people

jerking off while sick allows you to achieve the rare leper's orgasm

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

stigmata rules for my devoted followers

when 80s horror sucks its like yeah what canyah do but when modern horror sucks i think the creators shouldve been locked in a pillory at the town square while people gather and toss tomatoes at their faces