ayyyy

Computer show me the "big one"

a dot matrix printer slowly but surely starts producing a crude representation of a largemouth bass

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

i hope the rest of these are beautiful pictures of lovely landscapes cause what the fuck is that

King of Swords

lets all move to mutuals island together

those who do not know the past are doomed to repeat it

I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

And what do you think you can bring to our company?

Gonna steal from it

Touch your computer screen. Lol

ok

What’s the Shit! Now it’s got Fingerprot

nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork

elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

whenever i hear about hustle culture i always think about this post on r/antiwork