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dropped my rabbit and their head broke off :(
chocolate rabbit. chocolate. rabbit. edible chocolate easter rabbit. chocolate. not real. not furry rabbit. chocolate. the chocolate head of the chocolate bunny broke off. all chocolate. no living creature
YOU hate JK Rowling!
𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘰 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘱 + 𝘫𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘺𝘧𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨
1st Designer/Artist: Tomihiro Kono (河野富広)
2nd Designer/Artist: 𝘎𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘎𝘰𝘯𝘻𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘻
H a ha ha hahh a ha hahahahahaa
A gremlin that switches the subtitles of Quentin Tarantino films to those of children’s cartoons
practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table
Sunset Drives
ig: @thejakeallison
Didn’t expect that.
No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.
First soldier: [yelling] I’m a Barbie girl!
Other soldiers: [chanting loudly in unison] in a Barbie world! Life in plastic, it’s fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere! Imagination, life is your creation!
First soldier: Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
Other soldiers: Ah ah ah yeah!
First soldier: Come on Barbie, lets go party!
Other soldiers: Ooh oh! Ooh oh!
First soldier: Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
Other Soldiers: Ah ah-!
Assfufydygug it’s the freaking same in cadets oh my god I mean not really but when they mess up at formal events or camps they have to go up to the front, some that I’ve seen are:
-the sergeants singing Barbie Girl together
-All Star
-Christmas dinner. A sergeant sang Have A Jolly Christmas while dancing around the room.
-I want it that way
-the Spongebob theme song
Anyways but Barbie Girl is the most popular one
Holy fuck this is too good
just in case nobody told you today:
“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”
the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face
i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit
Once I finally have an actual flat and job, I'm gonna start a thing where I invite all my friends over for dinner. And there's gonna be a dress code but it's just "that one outfit you never have any chance to wear". Flapper dress? Awesome. Medival gown that you got at a renesaince fair but don't actually know what to do with? Yes! Prom dress? Of course! Cosplay you made for that one convention? Definitely. Pikachu onsie? What would be more fitting?
Why did this post suddenly blow up? Several hundred people reblogged this over the last two days. Are we all just really feeling the isolation or?
Dreaming of having a party is a big coronavirus mood I guess
bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.
eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:
im havinfv a stroke
