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amanda. i write.
make me the bad guy, chun li.
ao3: quasibitch
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luxury-loki
Parker: Hey Mr Loki, they were giving out free key rings today at school so I brought one home for everyone, this one is for you, it says “every day is a new start” because I want you to always remember it’s okay to make mistakes.
Loki: wow… um… thank you that’s so… *choking up*… nice :’)
Parker: You’re welcome Mr Loki, please don’t cry!
Stark, smiling from across the room: We raised a good one there didn’t we?
Strange, wiping away his tears: I just don’t know what we did to deserve him.
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you can draw the princesses from mario with normal human proportions all you want and it doesnt look weird but the moment you try to make mario or luigi look more “normal” it suddenly becomes grotesque and really hard to look at

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Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool
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ilvermourn
it’s not homophobia if you prefer the healthy hetero canon ship that love each other endlessly over the toxic crack white gay ship of two man childs who hate each other’s guts
What is homophobic is ignoring canon gay ships that pure and healthy for the likes of two straight white dudes who despise each other and want nothing to dude with each other.

THOUGH if you acknowlegde the fact that your crack ship is indeed a crackship and don’t sideline the actual ships for it, you’re doing great!

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Anonymous asked:

Hi dear, it’s Aunt Carol. The freezer at church broke down and I ended up bringing home six (count ‘em!) gallons of ice cream! Gather all your weird friends together and let’s pig out! Yum! Better hurry before it melts. 😃

*creates a huge fridge around the ice cream gallons*

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No need to hurry…I’ve got this.

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i don’t get how people ship stony?? steve and tony have literally never liked each other. from the first time they met in the avengers, to the last interaction between them that we saw in civil war, where they were beating the shit out of each other. how could that make a healthy relationship??

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irnstrange
Thanos: I could kill you if I wanted to.
Tony: Yeah? So could another human being.
Tony: So could a dog.
Tony: So could a dedicated duck.
Tony: You aren’t special, Thanos.
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Avengers 4 Theory

I was thinking more about a) the comparison  I made in my previous post between Thanos and Wanda, b) why the writers would make Wanda go through something so brutal, c) why the writers would leave it open for people to say that Thanos did truly love Gamora despite being her abuser/murderer, and d) why Doctor Strange gave up the Time Gem, and I realized: THEY MIGHT BE PULLING A “HARRY POTTER WITH THE ELDER WAND.”

Thanos was told he had to sacrifice that which he loved most to gain access to the Soul Gem. But what if it’s bigger than that? What if, in order to become the True Master of any Infinity Stone, there must be a sacrifice of true love? What if, before the end of Infinity War, the Avengers/Guardians were already the True Masters?

At the beginning of Infinity War, Thanos already has the Power Gem. But before that, in Guardians of the Galaxy, Groot sacrifices himself out of love for the other Guardians while in the presence of the Power Gem. That makes Groot the True Master of the Power Gem.

Before Thanos takes the Space Gem, Loki sacrifices the Space Gem out of love for Thor. That makes Loki the True Master of the Space Gem.

Thanos already had the Reality Gem, and it was unsuccessful, but Peter Quill attempts to sacrifice that which he loves most, Gamora, with her permission, in the presence of the Reality Gem. I believe that makes Peter Quill the True Master of the Reality Gem.

Before Thanos takes the Soul Gem, Gamora sacrifices the location of the Soul Gem, and ultimately, her own life, out of love for Nebula. That makes Gamora the True Master of the Soul Gem.

Before Thanos takes the Time Gem, Stephen Strange sacrifices the Time Gem in order to save Tony, I assume because he forsaw this truth. I don’t believe Stephen truly loves Tony. But Stephen also sacrificed that which he did love most: his duty to protect the Time Gem. That makes Stephen Strange the True Master of the Time Gem.

Before Thanos takes the Mind Gem, Wanda Maximoff sacrifices that which she loves most, Vision, with his permission, in order to destroy the Mind Gem. That makes Wanda Maximoff the True Master of the Mind Gem. As seen in my previous post, Vision giving his permission is vital for it to count as true love, just like Gamora with Peter Quill, and as opposed to Gamora with Thanos.

All of these True Masters are currently dead, so I don’t know how exactly this would come into play, but I think that it might!

(Note: The True Masters are evenly split, three and three, between the Guardians of the Galaxy and the Avengers & Co. The Masters from the Avengers–Loki, Stephen Strange, and Wanda Maximoff–are the three “magic users” of the MCU. Additionally, the two Masters whose true love was romantic in nature–Peter Quill and Wanda–both sacrificed the one they loved in becoming Masters. Does any of that mean anything? IDK, fam.)

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me: wakes up
me: ahh what a lovely day
me literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams
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