Since I’ve gotten some new followers lately, here’s a reminder.
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Hes always mad bruh
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when you're reading smut and that middle aged man has a little too much stamina
I'm really sorry that I keep rbing this and showing y'all tags but this put actual tears in my eyes
Anonymous asked:
Okay I remember that you said that in your hc, Diavolo's real name is Paimon. Which I think is really nice since the most loyal to Lucifer bit.
Except it's 3 am and my brain is screaming that "Wait but Paimon is in the Ars Goetia and technically under Solomon's control and why would Diavolo be under Solomon's control it would be really bad news wait-"
I can't sleep without speaking my mind about this I'm so sorry 😭
HAHA don’t be sorry!!
lmfao SO -
A Long story Short, I believe I actually made that headcanon before we knew that Solomon was THE Solomon (because I have been here since the very beginning of the fandom, more or less), and pacted with both Asmo & Barbs. So at the time of creation... It wasn’t a concern, lmao
I’m glad you think the reasoning is nice! That combined with how Paimon is depicted (just a skrungly little guy on a dromedary... goals), I couldn’t resist.
BUT this does bring up an interesting canon divergence for Lanternes of Light AU! Here’s what I’ve got regarding all that:
Because the lesser key of solomon is an anonymously published (and from the late 1800s) and generally takes large inspiration from the Pseudomonarchia Daemonum, we can take its veracity with a grain of salt. My suggestion is that it was less of a definitive list of demons that (our) Solomon had made pacts with, and more that.... It’s a poorly translated primer on demonic societal hierarchy. 😎
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I was testing out some new brushes and 😳
* slowly reaches out and takes mairimashita iruma kun in my gay little hands *
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The stages of flustering this old, emotionally-stunted man:
(disclaimer: please do not attempt this unless Lucifer is really tired. Otherwise he will turn the situation against you and he’ll be very smug about it)
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an angel would fuck a streetlamp and it would be nothing. it would be like a dog thoughtlessly rutting against a couch: pure instinctual pleasure chasing with something that may elicit but not share in your libido. but if an angel fucked a cell tower then viable offspring could very well result
this isn't an arbitrary fact nor am i saying it in a fit of tryhard i'm-so-quirky-weird-internet-man pretense ok im saying that metaphysically speaking, if we were talking about the pure intent and function of angels and cell towers, they are absolutely in the same family of creature
people are asking "are you okay" and "what the fuck does this mean". you are not contributing to divine phylogeny
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Lucifer crumbs because I promised on twt. (Enjoy.)
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snakeoid
(ibuprofen, tylenol, halls cough drops)
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every time you get a message from Lucifer, remember that he types like this:
Do you like my Hot Takes™? Do you like Pokemon?? Do you want to be inundated with pictures of the Train Guys????? Do you enjoy reimagining the pokemon world to be somewhat coherent????????
Enter: @pobeemon
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here are my obm MCs :-)
(left | Meryem Çoban (she/her) → Mîdya Can (they/them) → Miraz Cewarî (he/they) | right)
I keep trying to leave but everyone's fanon interpretations of Diavolos huge boobs straining his tops and his perfect snatched waist keep dragging me back here
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i can't remember if i posted this or not