scribbly stuffs

btw if you tell me something and i reply with “oh???” that’s the equivalent of a dog’s ears perking up

Next april fools we're only showing people you've blocked on the dashboard

Every time I see this I lose my marbles I love it so much. "For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling" is the point where my soul leaves my body. God I love.

i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren't allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.

simply dont monday

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

posts that sum up the potential of humanity

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

“I’m going to sleep” is the biggest lie I’m going to stare at my ceiling for the next three hours

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

FETCH ME NEIL

this wiki is excellent