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actually anon you do kinda have a point,,,

laios seems like someone who loves very obsessively + tends to fixate on things that catch his interest very intensely and often to the point of self-endangerment, so while i don't think he'd go so far as to deliberately injure you for the sake of dicing up and sauteing your flesh, he does seem like the type to, if you ever lost a limb or a finger in a dungeon trap that he didn't (but could have) warned you about and was left alone with a part of your body you no longer needed post-healing, might just give raw meat a second try. the same goes for if he got your blood on his hands while bandaging your wounds (or on the blade of his sword after accidentally taking a sparing session too far),,, no matter how noble he may be, he's just not the kind of man who can see temptation in front of him and turn away methinks.

huh. good for him ig. no strong feelings about that whatsoever.

the demon-form might count, but i'd say sebastian generally is exempted from all monster-fucking shenanigans. it's made pretty clear in the manga that sebastian is probably the most normal phantomhive servant, which ties into his characterization as sort of a tool for ciel to use to sorta fast-pass fetch quests and social interactions. i think the fact that 99% of people in-universe agree that sebastian is a conventionally attractive demon and that he's actually one of the less ostracized characters in the manga tragically exempt him from all monster fucking activities, regardless of the sluttiness of any boots he may or may not be wearing.

no bc shrek is literally blueprint monster fucking. a clearly inhuman creature considered to be dangerous and violently ostracized by the general population bonds with a more-or-less human partner over their shared feelings of otherness and isolation and eventually falls in love and saves his partner from a traditional-but-unhappy life. the sequels do get more murky but tragically shrek is pretty much blueprint monster fucking. i'm sorry for what this says about the community at large but unfortunately i much speak the truth.

i hate to tell you this but i really do only like men if they're animated T-T unfortunately when i see a generic white man doing freak shit and being greasy it just feels more like a hate crime waiting to happen than possible fic material. perhaps consider fulfilling these needs on your own.

i don't know if he's necessarily the most jealous, but gojo definitely does respond the worst to jealousy. he's just so worried about losing you and he's already lost so much and he knows he wouldn't be able to take it if you left and he just. cannot differentiate between an actual, palpable threat to your relationship and the coworker who walked you home after a company event. straight-up murder is less of the first option he jumps to and more of the only option he considers, and he'll do it all while smiling and clinging to you and promising that he's only a little jealous that you've been spending so much time with your new friend.

it's not even that he doesn't trust you. he just knows that, if you ever tried to leave him, he wouldn't let you go without a fight. from his perspective, it's better to get rid of any potential romantic rivals before they realize just how precious you really are.

too much fanservice and not enough hygiene patrol. put your tits away and get a fucking hairnet you walking biohazards.

i just found the pic on my daily google images search for deep sea mermaids, but i believe the og comes from @.idaida_art on twitter and was posted here <3

i am obsessed with it!!! i really like cooking and shows about cooking (EXCEPT FOOD WARS!!! ALL MY HOMIES HATE FOOD WARS!!!) so dungeon meshi is like,,, the platonic ideal of a fun enjoyable time for me honestly. i haven't had very many yandere thoughts yet bc the main cast is,,, honestly just too sweet for that T-T, but i think i might start on the manga after this season ends and i have high hopes for specifically thistle, that weird beastman elf guy, and perhaps kabru. they seem like fucked up little guys.

honestly man i'm just here to be horny T-T i respect the art of essay-writing but sometimes you just don't want your fanfiction preference to be psychoanalyzed.

yanderes when their darlings blend in too well with the stuffed animal pile.

dnklfjkdsjfkls i promise i DO have a fic for him coming up but,,, in my hcs, yuuta's a former family dog (specific the puppy of a young girl who loved him very dearly) who was abandoned after the sudden death of his owner, tossed around shelters for a few years, and then adopted by the kind and oblivious you <3 he simultaneously sees you as his angel + savior + loving god and as something delicate and gentle that he now gets to protect from all the evil and cruelty in the word, both to repay you for taking him in and being so nice to him and so he can justify burying his cock in you as soon as his rut rolls around. it just so happens that he believes the best way to do that is to bite and growl at any human man who gets too close to you, then let his ears droop and eye go watery as soon as you scold him for it.

god he's so pathetic it's driving me insane fjdksfjskljklsj </3 </3 </3

what is a dick if not a horse pulling against its reigns and what is a pussy if not the lulling coercion that keeps you on its back even as its head dips below the water.

i do have a whole side-tangent about the otherness of monsters and how it relates to the the vice-grip monsterfucking has on queer people but,,, another day, perhaps. i will admit that the line does get a little blurry sometimes, but i think that social ostracization (re: how cool people would be with you bring your monster gf to the local coffee shop) is a key part to the sexiness of monsters in general. is it truly monsterfucking if you've never been told that the object of your affection wants to hurt you. is it truly monsterfucking if you can say in earnest that you never believed they might.

we will only truly be liberated from gender as an ideology when people view pussy and dick as two halves of a complete whole. items every person must possess independently of any other to live a complete and fulfilled life. the heart and the brain. courage and a cause. the sun and the moon. i believe i've made my point.

depends on the context! i think tend to depict orcs as more humanoid with behavior to match, so while i wouldn't say classic dnd orcs would count, i do think more monstrous lord of the ring and maybe dungeon meshi orcs might be able to make the cut. definitely a grey-area creature, or if it makes it more clear, a 'monster-fucking for straight people' type creature.