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@awkward-emrys / awkward-emrys.tumblr.com

Lili | 18 | Australia
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(Looking at Pokémon cards)

8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”

6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”

Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”

8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”

Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”

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rosy-lenses

whats new pussyduck

after about six or seven whats new pussyduck drop in one it’s natu unusual

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funke

do people actually preheat their ovens

this is the worst post i have ever fucking seen

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I’m confused. Why they haven’t made plan b for big girls yet? What they thought? That we don’t wanna get nutted in? That we wanna have kids? That WE NOT FUCKIN?

So that shit only 4 skinny chicks?

Basically. Like if you over a certain weight…..that shit not working my guy

Wow, I didn’t know that

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thoughtsof-r

whoa

Wooow that’s crazy I did not know that smh

Yep, I think if you way over 175 lbs the pull becomes ineffective. Which sucks.

^that is it. There’s another pill that’s good for any weight, and I can’t remember what it is, but I’ll check back through my blog💕

It’s called Ella (ulipristal acetate)

Bless you, because I was having the hardest time😭💕

Yasss 👏

So I never knew this and I’m soooo happy I found out before it was of utter importance

Damn straight up? ._. that’s wild.

Hope I ain’t got no kids

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buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

Do it, buzz

Now that’s a facial journey

Some of my favorites:

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

2017 mood.

I think this one is my favourite

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skylorennn

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

God bless

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