My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.

hi tonight I’m thinking of all the people who are worse off than they were this time last year. of the people who have gone downhill mentally instead of up and of the people whose lives have gotten worse instead of better.

You may be in a really awful place right now but I am telling you that there is relief ahead. You will be able to breathe again. I know you probably can’t believe that right now, so trust me instead of your own doubts. I love you.

Superbad (2007)

The further we are from the time of Myspace the funnier this gets.

I periodically think of this and can’t help but laugh

Yes. Perfect.

my favorite fanfic trope is two idiots pining for each other and literally everyone except them are aware of how deeply they are in love with each other

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

Do yourself a solid. Click the link and watch the full video and I swear, you will laugh. You will laugh till you die. 

If you think that I’m going to blame everything that goes wrong in my life due to the planets being in retrograde,

then you are absolutely correct

What do we want?

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

I wish someone I knew understood and believed this

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard - Reality vs Expectation

harry potter au where every time someone dies the oompa loompas come out and sing about it

Ooompa, Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo We’ve got another heartbreak for you Ooompa, Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee Let us tell you about the death of Dobby

What do you get trying to save Harry? A knife in the chest that you cannot parry What can you do in the arms of your friend? Nothing but meet your untimely end.

*deep voice oompa loompa* DOBBY WAS A FREE ELF!

After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”

Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”

Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”

Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War

Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big - almost every country in the world was involved.” Thor: *nodding* “Right.” Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight.  We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.” Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along” Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.” Thor: *nodding* “The most honorable way to fight” Steve:  “So now we’re not friends anymore.” Thor: “… you lost me.”