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Play is the highest form of research...

@sargasmicgoddess / sargasmicgoddess.tumblr.com

Social Introvert (INFJ-A) Whimsical Shenanigator. Connection seeker. Passionate thinker. Brainy Academic. Lover of words. Quirky Contrarian. Witty with a side of smartass. Turn-ons: real connections, consistency, evidence-based research. Backup blog @TheSargasmicGoddess. Using this space to explore my love of a beautiful classy, sexy, playful, deviant tease--mentally and aesthetically. Lady by day, inappropriate by night. 43, happily married. Yes my husband knows. Yes they're real. Yes, that's me in the profile pic. No, I don't consider a dick pic a conversation. No, I'm not here to send you nudes. PSA: well-phrased prose and the ability to converse is always sexy. Bonus points for honesty, kindness, consideration and humility.
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ilove-boobies asked:

I sincerely love your blog. I came for the boobs and stayed because you are incredible! I appreciate so much that you have a “Hoe” side and enough class to have our respect and such obvious respect for yourself. There are many women on here that could learn so much from you. I’m in no way intending to disrespect anyone just very grateful for who you are and what you share.

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thesargasmicgoddess answered:

Thank you so much!

I love it when people say they came for the boobs but stayed for other reasons. It gives me hope that people still like to look beyond the outside to appreciate the other attributes in a person. So, thank you for those kind words ❤️

Everyone is here for their own reasons, and I guess my reasons have evolved over the years. Anymore, this place is more like a journal of sorts for me. I initially came to explore my sensual side, and I experienced so much growth and learning about my desires, attractions, and passions.

Now, I think I've transitioned into a phase of integrating that sensuality with growth in other parts of my life--that stemmed from my initial growth here! It's all been a beautiful cycle of growth, and I suspect that it will continue to manifest and evolve with new experiences.

Thank you for following along. So much of this growth has come from my followers and mutuals, so I am ever grateful for this platform! 💓

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There are moments in life that alter you as a person, in the most peculiarly spectacular of ways. Every crevice of you touched by passionate splendor and inquisitive intensity, leaving you cursed and blessed to never find status quo again.

He was one of those moments. He was the reason a status quo would never exist again.

The status quo was overrated, anyways...

#my writings#things that randomly fall out of my head on a sunday#it's magic#mood#to be continued
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Check your boobies...

I got my first boob pancaking session (mammogram) yesterday as well as a clean bill of health 🎉🎉.

A month ago, I had some tenderness in my left axillary breast area and decided to get it checked out. Something people may not talk about here is that breasts have different types of density, and I have always had dense breasts. What that means is that often, I will feel lumps and bumps (usually tissues and muscles) in my boobs and that I just need to check often to understand the baseline makeup of my breasts.

I had the best outcome I could hope for...I came back fully clear, and I am so very grateful.

To those who work in healthcare with a compassionate and patient soul, thank you for what you do. I looked around yesterday and thought about what a challenging and scary moment it could be for those who are battling breast cancer and other health challenges.

So....apparently, the pain was just from the 20+ lbs of boob and hormones 😂. Of note, it took almost 20 lbs of pressure PER BOOB for them them to get a clear picture. Even then, I'm not sure my boobs can ever be truly pancaked😂 I also asked enough questions about breast tissue and the science of it all to make my ultrasound tech have to Google things 😂.

God, I love data and science 🤓

#me#sargasmicgoddess#blessed#health is wealth#check your boobies
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An idle mind is the devil's playground....

I have nothing due tomorrow (well, technically today now). No high stress meetings. No crazy commitments. No work travel, speaking engagements, or press interviews. And here I am, 3am, wide awake and going through potato chips.

You'd think that having less to do would help me sleep, but my brain is apparently confused by the sudden lull in activity and stress level....and is looking for distractions 😂

Like, wtf? My brain has forgotten how to relax. God. I'm so weird. And wired, apparently, for no reason. 😂

now...to masturbate or work....?🤔

#Confessions of a masochistic adhd mind....#late night musings#currently#musings and ramblings#ramblings and musings#I can't sleep because im not busy enough? 😂
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Anonymous asked:

Were you truly a late-blooming ho??

You have mentioned it before but it's so difficult to imagine you have a hyper-demure non-hoeing college student!!

thesargasmicgoddess answered:

I don't think I've ever been demure, at heart. Lol. I have the capacity to be a rule-follower and disciplined when needed and when deemed beneficial for the desired outcomes... Does that count? 😂

But the way I see it is: one should first know the rules so they can then go about breaking them (or at least challenging them)....in a generally elegant manner. I've just gotten more comfortable with speaking up about this as I've gotten older.

I'm oddly attracted to the dichotomy and science of the multifaceted nature to our public/professional/private personas....so I think this train of thought falls in line with that fascination.

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#asks#i can never just give a simple answer#im just not wired that way 😂
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