practically an avenger

Yeah, I’m gonna run this meme template into the ground.

please wait in line, i can only have one existential crisis at a time. thank you.

i need an adult.

and maybe a lawyer.

*screams for 30 seconds straight*

this has been a test of my emergency broadcasting system.

okay, i’ve had enough of today.

*climbs into dumpster*

had the sort of night best described in passive voice:

mistakes were made.

damage was caused.

a cab was called.

you say i can’t just run away from my problems. i say i can do anything if i believe in myself.

you say “making poor life choices” like it’s a bad thing…

look, when i said that this week couldn’t possibly get any weirder i didn’t mean that as a challenge…

ugh, this universe is broken.

can we get a new alternate one?

i hate when people start saying something with, “if you know what’s good for you…”

look at me.  i clearly don’t know what’s good for me.

okay the vents are actually pretty cozy.

i see the appeal here.

running away and joining the circus only seems like a good idea until you meet someone who actually did it.

all i want for xmas this year is like a hundred naps.

— she said, unconvincingly

one of the problems with being a superhero is that you think you’re just going out to pick up a pizza and you end up with side quests.

Well Friends It Appears I Have Mistakenly Locked Myself In The Basement Of An Abandoned Dave And Busters Yet Again

i honestly don’t even know which of you all to @ on this one.