Izuku: of course Kacchan is a bad boy!
Izuku: he started going to bed at 8:33 now!!
Katsuki: Thatโs not fucking true!!
Katsuki: Itโs 8:35 now, get it right
Katsuki: Did it hurt-
Izuku: Are you gonna say โdid it hurt when I fell from heaven?โ Very original Kacchan
Katsuki: No I was gonna say did it hurt when you fell from the top of the stairs today
Izuku: ...
Katsuki: it looked like a pretty bad fall -
Izuku: FIVE MONTHS KACCHAN!!!
Kirishima: dude whatโs going on? Should I be concerned??
Izuku: FIVE WHOLE MONTHS!!!
Katsuki: Deku itโs not that big of a de-
Izuku: YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FIVE MONTHS KACCHAN!!!
Kirishima: I-
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THIS IS SO FUNNYVJBBVHNBF?????
Izuku: I wasnโt that drunk
Katsuki:
Katsuki: you tried to color my face with a highlighter because Iโm important
Izuku, tearing up: But you are-
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Happy birthday Bakugo ๐ฅบ๐โค๏ธ
Izuku: Wow!! Kacchan your shoe size is huge!!
Izuku: Itโs like Five times the size of mine!
Katsuki: well you know what they say
Katsuki: Big feet equals big meat
Izuku: I-
Izuku: Wait does that mean my di-
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Bakugou: [Standing in the living room at 3 A.M. on the phone] *Whispers* Yeah, Iโm married. Does it matter?...
Izuku: *Slowly walking down the stairs*
Bakugou: ...Youโd do that for me?... Really...? Yeah, Iโd like thatโ.
Izuku: *Turns a lamp on* Who are you talking to?
Bakugou: *Glances back with a frown* Its Jake, from State Farm. *Goes back to talking on the phone* Yeah... Iโ.
Izuku: *Walks over and snatches the phone* Jake from State Farm at three in the morningโ Who is this!?
Katsuki: Thereโs twenty letters in the alphabet, right?
Izuku: No thereโs twenty six?
Katsuki: Oh yeah
Katsuki: mustโve forgotten โu r a q tโ
Izuku: stop youโre making me blush!
Izuku: Wait...Kacchan thatโs only five?
Katsuki: Youโll get the d later
Izuku: I-
Izuku: Todoroki, could you pass me my top? Itโs in my room I think
Todoroki: Ok
Katsuki: What the fuck?! Put me down!!!
Todoroki: He was in the Kitchen
Izuku: T-Todoroki!!
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Dentist Bakugo: Open wide
Izuku: :)
Dentist Bakugo: Not your arms damnit
Izuku: :(
Todoroki: So I heard you and Midoriya started dating
Katsuki: What the hell? No
Todoroki:
Todoroki: Bakugo, what do you get when you remove the y from baby and replace it with an e?
Katsuki: Babe?
Izuku: Yes Kacchan?
Todoroki:
Todoroki: Lie to my face again-
Izuku: Kacchan can you help with the zipper to my hero costume?
Katsuki: Yeah whatever
Izuku:
Izuku: No Kacchan up -
Katsuki: Damn it
Katsuki: Deku is so annoying
Monoma: Tell me about it
Katsuki:
Katsuki: You listen here you little shit-
Izuku: Dashing through the snow
Katsuki: failed my test today
Izuku: Donโt know where to gooo
Katsuki: With my life today
Izuku: JINGLE BELLS
Katsuki: TAKINโ LโS
Izuku: HiT mE wItH a SleIgh
Katsuki: IโM SO DONE
Izuku: this isnโt FUN
Katsuki: THERE GOES MY GPA-
Katsuki: What should I say? Iโve never really been to a funeral before
Izuku: Just say sorry for your lost then move on
Katsuki: Ok
Katsuki, At the funeral: Iโm sorry for your lost, move on