I'm in Hartwin Hell

You know Eggsy can’t WAIT to bust out the old joke, “Save a horse, ride a cowboy” when he sees Harry in that hat.

LMAOOOOOO WHAT THE HELL HARRY DID THE BULLET DAMAGE YOUR FASHION SENSE SOMEONE ANSWER ME

Will you give me a kiss? I’ve always wanted to kiss a princess. 

[  never conquered  ]

 I don’t want you to change anything you do

                                                                      I don’t want you to be someone else for me

One of my favorite headcanons is the Kingsman agents just being…baffled when Harry and Eggsy get together. 

Everything is super chaotic after V-Day, and Kingsman has lost a good chunk of their agents, so everyone reconvenes back to HQ to figure out what to do next. When they sit down at a formal meeting, they’re thrown a ton of information: Arthur is dead; Arthur is a traitor; we got to elect a new Arthur; Valentine’s evil scheme was to basically save the elite few and kill the rest of the planet with his SIM cards (”Merlin, you should have made a PowerPoint.”); Roxy Morton is Lancelot; Gary “Eggsy” Unwin is Galahad (”Yes, that Unwin.”); Eggsy didn’t pass the dog test, but we’re short-staffed as it is and he saved the world and the test is sort of stupid anyway; Harry was shot in the head in Kentucky, but he’s fine; now, for the first order of business…

So everyone’s scrambling to recover/pick up the pieces/meet the new agents/toss around a few ideas for Arthur and the new recruits once Kingsman is stable enough, and everything is just chaos with overwork and saving people and trying to connect with the other international branches/MI6 to stabilize the world. When things are just beginning to settle down, Harry recovers and starts to walk around HQ, almost always accompanied by the new agent, Eggsy. 

And then, in the midst of this, the agents notice little things, but sort of brush it off: the way Harry leans against Eggsy during their walks, the way Eggsy fusses over him periodically, the way they take their lunch together in the dining hall, the way they bicker and smile and touch each other on the shoulder and arm. Mostly everyone excuses it as “well, Galahad’s mentor/father figure almost died; that had to be hard” and “Hart’s trying to make up for Lee,” but when Roxy is overheard by Tristan when she goes, “Oh, I’m bringing takeaway to Eggsy and Harry’s house,” the agents start going, “Hm…”

Some simply say, “Well, to be fair, Galahad thought his mentor was dead and so got his house, but I suppose Hart doesn’t have the heart to kick him out,” but others go, “You do realize Hart is opposed to sharing anything, and now he’s sharing a bloody house?”

Part of this is because focusing on solving a mystery that doesn’t hinge upon the fate of the world is a nice change, and part of this is pure nosiness. They’re spies, after all. 

So they comb through every interaction and start going, “Wait, when did this happen? During training? Before recruitment? After V-Day? Is Hart’s dear boy comment platonic or not? What about the arm touching? The hugs? How the fuck did this happen? Hart doesn’t fall in love!” There is a bit of scandal (i.e. the age difference/potential favoritism), but it’s mostly all in good fun; though it is sort of creepy to see Harry Hart smiling when it isn’t related to something cheeky/taking the piss on someone. 

(The smiling freaks everyone out, and Eggsy, who catches wind of the rumors, comments to Harry, “How often did you smile before me?” Harry dryly replies, “Almost never.”) 

Everyone waits for Harry and Eggsy to come right out and say, “We’re shagging/in love/secretly engaged.” Tristan cannot be dissuaded from the last notion, even though both men don’t wear rings. (”That’s why it’s called a secret, Bors! They’re probably on a chain underneath their suits!”) But both of the little shits just never give an origin story/explanation. Rumor has it that Merlin and Roxy know, but Merlin just glares at anyone who tries to pry, and Roxy has an excellent poker face and occasionally makes up outlandish/nearly plausible tales (”Harry met Eggsy while he was training in the Marines, and they’ve been carrying on an affair ever since” or “Eggsy and Harry had a one-night stand, and they met again years later when Harry recruited him”). 

In the end, they never do tell, and why should they? A gentleman should have a few of his own secrets. 

Kingsman: The Secret Service cast 2014

Merlin’s Snapchats.

Kingsman by Nego.  

I just got my first tattoo! I chose the butterfly so that it matches with the one my mom has. When she was my age, her and her mother got matching butterfly tattoos, so I decided to follow that and be the third in my family (grandma, mom, me) to have the tattoo. However, I decided to make it my own my adding the Les Mis quote in Victor Hugo’s handwriting. Les Mis is a huge part of my life and I wouldn’t be alive without it. And when I tell people that, they roll their eyes, but I mean it. My parents met on a bus. My dad was reading Les Miserables and my mom, a complete stranger, recognized the book and asked if he had seen the musical. He said yes, and its been 25 years since then. If Victor Hugo had not written this book, I probably would not have been born. I grew up on Les Mis. Instead of traditional lullabies, my mom sung me Castle on a Cloud. My middle name is Cosette. I grew up on the Les Mis soundtrack and the story. I’ve read the book a ridiculous amount of times. I knew I needed to add Hugo’s words and I was happy to choose etre libre. I’m so happy with it and I can’t wait to show it off! 

Good Morning Kiss

If it’s not obvious yet, I am loving Harry in an apron and going all domestic XD

Windows to the Soul

Eggsy Unwin Aesthetics:

vibrates into goddamn space i cant believe they are legit bringing him back

(this has been rotting in my draft oh my god i fORGOT TO UPLOAD IT…)

(404): I’d like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each others company this weekend. 

(734): Your friend and I don’t get along