How to feel when someone tells you that you're too old to trick or treat
Best times to go trick or treating
GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED
VD&diydgbyt-buh
Elertivh9aberration
Book-newd1128
thegirlofmanyfandoms8
staeciew
Nweeiw&far&sdF be:vharidt
Camper&max-searxh-hisroey
// close enough pfft
Cameronxamveoodrsrcyy st risk
Daces-search'hudtkry
neilbkt-search/bjstidh
karma-draws-stuff
dadvids-search-history
child-gwen-search-history
baby-floofAEratch-hustiry
david+sratch+historu
Refulatamaxs-seatcj-history
Davidssearhchieotue
How to stop thinking about Halloween
you realize that you pay more for a costume and hurt your legs for ‘free’ candy
than you do when you buy a bag of candy
But the fun part is dressing up and getting candy!
How to stop thinking about Halloween
((Hiya i rised up from the dead after days of inactivity, what's happening in the ccgh world))
K: Hey David, not to bother or anything but I’ve been trapped under a tree for an entire day and I think I coughed most of my blood so help? (@the-river-family-search-history)
W-what?! Why haven’t you told me sooner! Which tree are you under? I have to get you out!
K: Uhh I don’t know, all I can see is the sky, a lot of trees and the medical kid yelling something about me dying and drinking enough coffee to keep him awake for the rest of his life
G: WHY DID YOU CLIMB THAT TREE YOU F*CKING IDIOT?? AND UHH WEST SIDE OF THE FOREST??
K: Dude chill
G: YOU’RE F*CKING DYING!!
*david frantically runs and searches on the west side of the woods until he finally finds them* *he looks under the tree* Are you guys okay!? Don't worry! I'll get you out!
K: Hey David, not to bother or anything but I’ve been trapped under a tree for an entire day and I think I coughed most of my blood so help? (@the-river-family-search-history)
W-what?! Why haven’t you told me sooner! Which tree are you under? I have to get you out!
//For @davidssearchhistory
Preston’s lil skip as he enters the fancy bedroom when he says “fa-bu-lous” reblog if u agree
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.
The origins of the mission status: sick image
I need more dads
What do you mean more dads? Am I not enough? :(
I told you guys I would walk around Comic Con yelling “Shrimp Heaven Now!!”, but I did you one better~!
Big thanks to Miles Luna!!!! He’s so chill!!
Pardon me David but do you like dogs? I have one that love to lie all over me and licks my face constantly
*gasp* I love dogs!! But sadly, I can’t have one…
QUICK DAVID HOW DO YOU HELP A POISON IVY RASH
UHHHH PUT ON SOME ANTI-ITCH CREAM?? OR YOU COULD PUT AN ICE PACK ON IT!
I’m calling it right now, in the new camp camp halloween special, Neil is the only one who can find a cure and everyone else has to protect him but he gets infected any way and everything will go down to shit
Space Kid is actually Neil so this is fine