I AM ALREADY CRYING

So like I know we all know that Jack likes Bitty to get bossy but one day Jack is doing something snotty and Bitty says “don’t make me use my captain voice on you now” and Jack has NEVER been more turned on in his entire life.

Okay - hear me out.

Bitty just got named Captain of the SMH Team right?  But he has been pretty open at Samwell about being a proud gay man.  Took a male date to his first Screw and though he didn’t date around, he never hid who he is.

Now?  Well it’s true that there are more gay athletes in college who are coming out while still on their teams, but our boy might be the first Captain of a male NCAA team who is gay and out. and his team knew before electing him unanimously captain.  

Since these kinds of stories are usually picked up by sports news, how long will it take before there are calls for interviews and reporters looking through his social media for information to write about him.  

What do they find?  Well, they will find that he was open and honest about things since his freshman year and that he also talked about never falling for a straight boy. Then in his Junior year he got a boyfriend who apparently is not in college.  

So there are two issues facing Bitty - first, he might be outed to his family if he doesn’t tell them soon and then there’s this picture on his instagram

Can you say a comedy of misunderstandings, assumptions, and wrong guesses about who his boyfriend is??  And does anyone doubt that Kent would thoroughly enjoy screwing with reporters about it?

Eric Bittle is captain of the Samwell men’s hockey team! [x]

Jack wins at pool volleyball. Bitty makes sure he doesn’t gloat.

OH HEY ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!!! It’s my first giveaway!!!

So I’m doing a giveaway with 4 winners in all!!!  YAAAAAAAAAAAAY

You should definitely already be one of my followers, new followers are welcome but don’t just follow me for the giveaway. I blog a lot about OMGCP and hockey, specifically the Pens so if that’s your thing then welcome!

Like and reblog this post to enter! The deadline is August 31st and I’ll choose the winners that night (PT) so keep your messenger/ask box open

PLEASE be aware that I’ll need your mailing address so if you’re under 18 please ask your guardian for permission!!!  And yes, I’ll try and ship anywhere :D

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I love those ‘character’s instagram’ posts, because they’re always so pretty and artsy, but when it comes to OMGCP characters you know Chowder’s would just be blurry pictures of Sharks games or just pictures of normal sharks with facts, Nursey’s would be “look at this cool leaf I found”, Dex and Jack wouldn’t have one, Ransom and Holster’s would just be pictures of each other/their teammates asses with detailed analyses. Like these boys are fucking messes.

“Jack,” Bitty whines, throwing his head back. “I am so tired. I can’t do this anymore.”

“Come on, Bits. You’re almost there,” Jack says encouragingly.

“But I’m so sleepy,” Bitty complains. “My arms are heavy. My fning—ah!” Bitty huffs. “My fingers hurt. Listen, I’m slurrin’ all my words.”

“Look at me.”

Bitty spins the desk chair to look at Jack, and pouts.

“You do look tired.” Jack gazes at him, eyes narrowing.

“So tired,” Bitty professes. “I’ll finish up tomorrow.”

Jack sighs. “That essay is due at nine am.”

Bitty bites his lip. He’s well aware of that. “Sleep though, Jack. Sleep.”

“You hate waking up early,” Jack points out with a raised eyebrow.

“Once every now and then is fine.” Bitty tries to say it with conviction.

Jack puts his bookmark in his paperback. “How long until you’re finished?” Jack asks. “Referenced and proof-read finished, not first draft finished,” he adds before Bitty can reply.

Bitty shuts his mouth against his automatic response of twenty minutes.

“Uh… Maybe an hour?”

Jack checks the time on his watch, which he’d placed on the bedside table earlier.

“Alright.” Jack stands up and stretches, then gestures for Bitty to come over to him.

“Thank god,” Bitty mutters under his breath, saving his document and shutting the laptop without powering down.

He drags his body over to Jack’s and falls into him. He wraps his arms around his boyfriend and presses his face into Jack’s chest, breathing deeply. He loves how Jack smells. Like soap, and his deodorant, and a little bit of sweat.

Jack’s hands crawl up Bitty’s back, under his shirt, and he rocks Bitty gently side-to-side. Bitty swears he could fall asleep just like this.

Then Jack’s hands start to wander; down to Bitty’s ass, slipping under the elastic of his track pants. Bitty shivers as Jack’s nails scratch the skin, and when he leans back to ask Jack what he’s doing, Jack kisses him.

Normally, when Jack initiates, it’s soft—he appreciates a slow build up. Tonight is different. Jack pushes against Bitty immediately, leaning into him and over him so that Bitty’s body curves back harshly, and Jack seems even taller than normal.

Jack kisses and kisses, his lips moving and sucking on Bitty’s with fervour. Bitty matches him, suddenly wide-awake, and his hands move to bury themselves in Jack’s hair as he attempts to meld his lips to Bitty’s.

“Oh my god. Jack,” Bitty pants and Jack moves on, kissing harshly down his jawline. Bitty’s lips feel swollen and tender when he bites down on one.

Jack pulls back and smiles down, flushed, eyes alight. “How do you feel?”

“I don’t know,” Bitty confesses breathlessly, still reeling from the enthusiasm and spontaneity.

“Awake?” Jack asks.

Bitty nods frantically. “Oh yeah. Definitely. Yes.”

“Good.” Jack steps back from Bitty, and grabs his shoulders to turn him around. He leans in close, chest pressing against Bitty’s shoulders, and puts his lips against Bitty’s ear. “Now, go finish your essay.”

Jack shoves a speechless Bitty back toward the desk.

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and they were

Few expected this little school from Massachusetts to return for yet another Frozen Four appearance. But Samwell University is yet again in the NCAA Championship after an unbelievable run through the playoffs.

In the magical land of Netflix, they have a separate poster set for Year 2 Spring Semester. 

or 

I didn’t want to mess up the flow of my release dates, so just accept this comes out July 4th. 

Year 1

Year 2 Fall Semester

Year 3 Set 1

Year 3 Set 2

Spin off

Things I did not notice until I had a physical copy of Year Two (#2):

Jack’s notes say “Ask Bitty.” He hasn’t called Bitty anything other than Bittle up until this point. AND he has another note scribbled out with an arrow pointing at the word “Bitty.” 

WHAT DID HE WRITE I’M DYING TO KNOW

smh goes to a nude beach

Instigated by B shitty knight ofc because clothing optional is the only option, right bros?

pls tell me about jack tho

Imagine: Bitty keeps vetoing all of Jack’s clothing options because he knows Jack dresses like a robber. Jack eventually just lets it go and asks Bitty for his OOTD and tries to assemble his own outfit accordingly, but he keeps sending the messages to the wrong chat -  SMH Group Chat Jack: Hey Bits what are you wearing today Jack: wrong chat Shitty: brah keep it in your pants Holster: noiCE Ransom: getting that bitty booty and its only 1:30 in the afternoon Bitty: honey…. Jack: for the dinner! tonight i mean! with my parents! I’m not sexting rn Holster: LOOL not “right now” but theres othER TIMES??? Jack: stop  Falconers Group Chat Jack: Hey Bits what are you wearing  (”Jack: for brunch tomorrow” - message not sent) Marty: kid Poots: holy shit zimmboni’s getting freaky Thirdy: wrong chat lol Tater: booty shorts and heels)))) very sexy u like Jack: :/  Tater: can u tell b more pie please im finish last one(( Family Group Chat Jack (out on a run): Bits what are you wearing Jack: nO wrong chat im asking for clothing options Alicia: sweetie it’s ok Bob: v neck and dark wash jeans and an apron Jack: …. Bob: we flew in a day early we’re in your apartment im standing right in front of Eric Bob: we are making apple pies Bob: surprise!!!!!!