Frustrating thing about tumblr is its not mandatory to see timestamps on posts. If you arent using them in this day and age, youre at risk of not understanding the context of a post or that the information on it may be out of date. I dont think this will reach a wide audience but if you dont have timestamps enabled go to your general settings->dashboard settings and turn timestamps on so you can see when a post written like it’s breaking news is actually from 2017.
you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
get creatured idiot
oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured
I've seen several sites mention this, it's real.
Do not make the MISTAKE of thinking you need to put your side forward. The Guardian is transphobic as fuck, and will twist your words. DO NOT ENGAGE.
By the way, this is in the aftermath of the Cass Report, and the goal will be to make Trans DIY something that needs to be regulated or stamped out. DO NOT ENGAGE.
This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.
London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?
bongs at croydon
there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid
I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money
£3.50?
Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.
kill me three times, this time loop fucking sucks
kill me four times, at least kiss me first
kill me five times, ok I might not mind redoing this if we keep doing that
if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is
please reblog purely because it seems like almost no one played their april fools loot box game and if that’s the case it would be really funny
Oh yeah there's a part 2 of the horse desensitizing that I love.
🐎: Hey what's with that tiny predator, the one you're hold- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP SO HIGH
@videogamecows is this one of those
this just in: gacha game (famously known for being predatory towards people with gambling addictions/the potential to be addicted to gambling) tricks all its players into becoming actual gamblers through blackjack minigame (not using real money)
I'm curious let's go
it's up!!
in case this escapes containment: this is ASTROLANCER, my first (finished) game. it's a faux NES hybrid shooter in the style of The Guardian Legend.
steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2842600/ASTROLANCER/
twitter, if you want to do me a favor and help promote: https://twitter.com/StudioHexeye/status/1759966672889266503
This looks so cool and awesome and I love robot girls!! Yall should look at its variety in gameplay! Good luck with the release, I'll definitely be playing it :>
lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post
had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"
the critics are raving
They really went there huh.
@acelacealex i thought people should see this
what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume
I will never not reblog this
Men love me for my cadaver swag. The way my skin is cold like a corpse, my off-putting demeanor, and the way I stand in the threshold of the still-living and the dead.
