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@sophisticatedmarten / sophisticatedmarten.tumblr.com

Heyo! .:Ivy:. <she/her> Level 26
I love Undertale, The Adventure Zone, JJBA, Obey Me, Promare, etc.
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I have thoughts about the last part:

This is what mass consumerist art has done to the idea of selling that as a product when it's so clearly fine art. Like, with the effort she's putting in x20 for a decent wage and materials?? That's a $80,000 piece of art a member of the landed gentry would commission a year in advance for his wife on their 20th wedding anniversary. This is a priceless heirloom. How can you say "Oh yeah, I wanna buy it, you should sell them" as if you could ever turn something like this into a product??

This is fine art, period. That piece will be in a museum, or if not is should be in a museum in a hundred years.

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catchymemes

This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head 20 times”.

I have anxiety-induced hissing, which sounds/feels different from sound-induced tinnitus (which I have also experience). Sound-based tinnitus actually sounds like you’re “hearing” something in your ears, whilst the hissing I have feels like it’s “inside my head”, if that makes sense. But this technique still helps!!

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mieaouy

Here’s a visual I found because I couldn’t understand the instructions well

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sushinfood

My ringing just went away for the first time in years. What is this blissful quiet.

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roseverdict

wait wait i gotta try this, i don’t think i’ve had Actual Silence since i was like 5

HOW THE FUCK

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alex51324

Reblogging to save a life, and also because, even if you don’t have tinnitus, this is totally worth trying if you like new sensory experiences.  

Just showed this to my dad, and in his words, “The cicadas are still there, but the train is gone.”

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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cacen

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

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smattenhove

smad.

there are two types of people

i’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

It’s always so cool when you find these legendary posts and the OPs are not deactivated. It’s like, the gods still walk among us.

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31 page coloring page pack pdf with 15 unique design is available in my kofi shop now for only 2$! (With 11 designs new to the shop and 4 designs having been feautured in my free coloring page pack already! )

link to my kofi shop is in my pinned and also gonna rb with a link in a sec!

shares appreciated!

I just wanted to quickly say, thank you so much for everyone who bought one so far and especially especially thank you if you tipped as well, you all really helped me out a lot, and also I was so afraid it would flop miserably, so thank you! A thousand kisses for everyone !! ^0^/ ♡♡♡♡♡

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What a good day to be filming a nature documentary.

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drtanner

Oh my goodness, I've never seen Pallas' cats with happy tails before!

Oh my goodness, I’ve

never seen Pallas’ cats with

happy tails before!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

Big Things Are Coming

💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷

✨ Abundance Spell✨ 

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

✨💰🪙🥄🥔💰🌟💰🥄🥔🪙 💰✨

Like to charge Reblog to cast

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mikumadds

THE VOLUME AND COMPLEXITY OF MY SWEARING INCREASED AT A RATE PROPORTIONAL TO THE AMOUNT OF OPTIONS READ

What DO YOU EVEN MEAN

I CAN ONLY H

HAVE

ONE?!?!!????!

Your cruelty is abysmal, which is to say infinitely deep and more horrifying the further I tread, to limit me so

Shadow, once the gaping maw consuming me, is now a holy light, as I gaze frantically upwards, as I plunge into hitherto unimaginable darkness, each layer more horrific, as I am weighted with more knowledge of the unobtainable

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dare-to-dm

Definitely the slime thing. It just sounds like it would be really comfortable. I'd turn to slime and then go to sleep in a large tupperware container.

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dakt37

Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion ✨

Good news, everyone!! 🎉

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