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who’s the world’s most famous she/it? the ocean.

No one:

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Flirting 101 by semi-stable hundred-year-old men 

What if Bucky hadn’t been captured?

Steve why are you big

#CAN YOU IMAGINE#I’M LAUGHING#STEVE GET YOUR PUNK ASS BACK HERE#suddenly the crowd likes steve a hell of a lot more#“oh this is STEVE” they say#“buchanan’s steve?”#“yeah that steve”#“thought he was littler”#“SO DID I” bucky says “SO DID FUCKING I” (via pageleaf)

Ahaha 🤣

i’m tempted to begin to refer to Steve post-serum as Big Steve for the foreseeable future.

serious question: the Barnes’ family knew Steve. did or could Bucky’s sisters ever possibly refer to Steve as Big Steve post-serum?

i imagine them and the family in general seeing newspapers while going about their day and having a similar reaction but internally. Everyone goes home at the end of the day and everyone stops for a second like with bated breath. One brave soul mentions offhandedly “so Steve got big,” and all hell breaks loose.

Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle was an exposed work conditions in meat-packing plants… I bet one of his sisters references the book (because of it’s impact after it was published in 1905).

“what do you think got into his food? Rat droppings definitely can’t do that to a man.”

“you guys know I love Steve, but that boy would likely snap in half if the breeze was too strong.”

i’ve got nothing after that but, knowing my own family, I feel like they’d talk over each other with suggestions.

like, “maybe he ate a bunch of spinach? look at what it did for Popeye…”

(the Popeye comic first appeared in 1929… so the reference could hypothetically be made!)

This is just way too funny PLSSSSSS 😭😭😭

babe wake up new memes just dropped

the absolute mindfuck of learning that when americans said “pumpkin spice” they were talking about like. nutmeg and cinnamon. and not adding pumpkin flavouring to stuff

Dog Ruins Every Frame of Google Street View by Chasing the Camera (x)

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

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be right back guys i need to run out to O'Reilly's Auto Parts and get another jug of Boy Juice to soak in, got a big day tomorrow and want to wash up, brush my teeth, take care of these sniffles, and exfoliate

Folks, this exists and it's called Dr. Bronner's castile soap.

https://wildflowerbotanicals.wordpress.com/2010/11/02/18-uses-for-dr-bronners-soaps/

Hey what the fuck

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