smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
World heritage post
If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious
TIPS FOR DRAGONFRUIT/PITAYA
- You want PINK flesh not white flesh. It's sweeter. Pink pitaya never done me wrong.
- You want DENSE pitaya. It's like the watermelon rules, heft them and compare weight-to-size ratios.
- You want ROUND. I don't really know why but the longer ones ain't usually as sweet.
- You want SHORT petal tips not the longer ones, this usually tells you if it's pink on the inside or not.
- Once you have caught your sessile prey you will WAIT patiently for the petals dry out, until the TIPS of the petals have started to turn BROWN
- FEAST
Be free, I love you
Saw your post from the author who was happy people were using Libby. I'm torn as I understand the author is happy to get the license renewed, but libraries only get 26 loans on a digital license vs 60-80 loans on a physical copy. I love the convenience of digital books, but if taking out the physical copy is better for the library I'm willing to make the trip. Just looking for thoughts from others about it.
It depends on the license agreement the library has and its different for every one. Some renew annually, others renew by X amount of rentals. The library does what is best for them, and the more people use their services the more they can usually argue for more funding.
This is not universal, of course, but most of the librarians I know are ecstatic when people use their services.
Library worker here! PLEASE take advantage of Libby. We have these digital services because people use them. They're critical accessibility aids for many people and mean the library is an option for people who otherwise can't get to a physical location regularly.
Use Libby, visit your library if possible, vote in local elections and attend town council meetings - all of these make material differences to libraries by providing them with increased funding. Never feel guilty for accessing our online services. You're helping your library and so, so, so many people in you community when you use our resources, no matter if they're physical or digital
Quoting myself from another post:
Please, PLEASE use Libby. OverDrive. Hoopla. CloudLibrary. Kanopy. Flipster. Freegal. Transparent Language. Mango. Jstor. Your library would not offer it if they could not afford it, and we afford things by reporting the number of people who use that service, so if you don't use the service we can't afford it. It's a cycle. Keep it going, keep using it, and we'll keep providing because we'll be able to justify the cost to the bean counters in government.
fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
transforming into yaoguai妖怪 in chinese stories by 化妆小天才肖遥xiao yao
childhood was painful but at least my brain was underdeveloped enough to keep vibing back then. take me back
I am extremely online but in like the Loser Way. if you try to make me use instagram or tiktok I fumble around with it like a grandma who has never seen a phone before. if you send me a tumblr screenshot however, I will tell you that not only have I already seen the original post but that I'm mutuals with OP
What exactly am I supposed to do? Be horny and stupid for the rest of my life?
Turns out yes.
There is another way
By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut
Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open
No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas
Again, please reblog if you vote. At least like, man
For everyone not from the US this is 15.5°
Florence + the Machine heritage post. Literally like this should be required reading for all of their fans it's so iconic
HOT DAMN TO CAPACITY