Kid Pix just became pubic domain, so the remade (but pretty much exactly the same) version is now available here. It's uh, wild, highly recommend checking it out not only for the wonderful nostalgia but you can legit make some incredible looking stuff!

FIND IT HERE

oh my god. oh my god

Shoutout to @grimreapersprint​ for actually exploring/explaining each of these in our discord! Here are her findings:

I really want a playlist populated by all this

explain to me why the steam download for fallout 3 is 8 gigs but the xbox app download is FORTY THREE GIGS

you cannot be serious

Everyone wants a robot girlfriend until you have to restart her for updates

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Decompressed: Nuke Ops, an experimental gaiden story of sorts for the original Decompressed, now has its core story elements COMPLETE! I’d like to invite anyone who enjoyed Decompressed to view Decompressed: Nuke Ops on any of the following current archive options:

An MSPFA archive, styled after the classic MSPA Homestuck and Problem Sleuth displays, can be viewed here. If you prefer reading Decompressed: Nuke Ops in the older styles, or just reminisce about a nobler era of grey paint and candy corn, I hope you’ll enjoy this!

A QuestDen archive, styled after the classic /tg/, /quest/, and general imageboard threads, can be found here. If you prefer reading Decompressed: Nuke Ops in the older styles, or just reminisce about a nobler era of metal glens and rubies, I think you’ll like this!

A Discord server, which is where I originally wrote this! As an experiment in the format of “Discord Adventure”, I’d call this a success!

After a break, a recap and epilogue are forthcoming, Then, more stories, all for you! Thanks for sticking with me all these years, readers!

Toby if it where any other publisher I would have ran away

Oh Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You F

atrocious and rancid vibes i hate u kotaku guy i hate u

Everyone now has a provisional n-word pass to use against this man.

This fucking n’wah.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

Reblogging for 2020. Happy New Year, everyone.

I’m not risking it

After 2020??? This shit isn’t a joke!

I’m actually so thankful this popped up right now because I need that and this post always works

like for cheese 😂

reblog for nutrient pellets 😼

ignore for poison 🤭👎

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Sure why not

Agreed

Y'know, why not?

Oh God I hope this is not a hoax. EDIT: Fucking weird!! An hour after I did this I got a response back on some work I’d quoted on but never thought would happen. And the guy apologised for not replying sooner!! Fuck the bagel worked :-)

Come on fire bagel, do your thing!

…It’s worth a try, fire bagel. Please don’t fail me, I could use some good news.

AIGHT LET US TEST THE MIGHTY BAGELS

EDIT: YO THIS ACTUALLY WORKED (it’s probably a coincidence BUT STILL) I’m preparing a musical audition and FINALLY, (IT’S NEVER WORKED, EVER) FINALLY HIT THE NOTE LIKE HOLY FRICK AAHHHH

i’m sorry it’s not even for the luck i just love bagels and fire

Yes, this one, sadly, died

Decompressed is dead. And yet, long live Decompressed.

This comic, adventure, quest, or whatever term best suits it, experienced an overabundance of ambition. Animation, interaction, flash complexities, and other matters eventually caused it to become difficult to manage while also managing life and employment. While it will remain as an archive going forward, I will explore smaller-scale, lower-ambition projects of a similar nature until I discover my best formula. Or until I can connect with animators, artists, and musicians to provide that backup more effectively. Are you a creative who wants to contribute? Why not get in contact!

If you would like to join the next venture in the Decompressed concept and setting, I am making an effort to experiment in the space of Discord (of course, these efforts will be archived in a public, accessible space, linked here. After all, this was an archive of imageboard posts to begin with). If you’re interested, why not visit and input a command again, for old time’s sake?

This one is about nuclear operatives. I hope you will enjoy it.

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

I will sue you if my wish doesn’t come true.