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If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as “Tim Riddle.” He’d be like “IT’S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.” Ahahaha classic Tim. 

cozying up for the winter

make me choose » @r-egulus asked: sirius or and regulus black? 

click to make bigger!!! 

THIS IS SO LONG i’ve literally included every animal in the world 

once again this is based totally on science and facts i studied for 24 years at harvard 

thestrals // url edit for @thlestrals

236. Gryffindors jumping between moving staircases and yelling ‘PARKOUR!!’ at the top of their voices

Seriously, married or not I reckon Charlie Weasley would be a riot at family gatherings. Just turning up, throwing Molly a casual “Wotcher Mum! Brought the kids, hope that okay!” And Molly turns round confused, sees what he’s talking about and - “Those are not ‘the kids’ Charlie, thOSE ARE TINY DRAGONS IN ONESIES!!!!!”

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR HOURS

is there anything cuter than a sleepy girl??? i think not

i can’t believe a vaguepost about my crush got so many notes what the fuck

we’re girlfriends now. happy 20gayteen

wlw gf good luck post reblog and u will get a gf in 20gayteen

harry potter gifsets • the marauders   i solemnly swear that i am up to no good

Sometimes there are certain quotes or lines in fanfics that never fail to take my breath away like “What was this writer thinking?” “How were they able to come up with something as good as that?” “This sounds like something out of a movie that people would use as their captions for as long as we can remember” Honestly? Kudos to all the writers out there

Witch Weekly Cover - Starring Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Luna Lovegood and Ginny Weasley

Hogwarts Class of 1999

I’m sure I’m not the only one who thought of this sentence upon seeing this photo, but I couldn’t stop myself. What are ya waiting for, Harry?

the reason i’m so salty about the half blood prince movie is that that book contained the two (2) greatest Harry lines™ in history: “there’s no need to call me sir, professor” and “roonil wazlib”, NEITHER OF WHICH WERE INCLUDED IN THE MOVIE. an insult to my son tbh

a bit more of that dogfather sirius nonsense

chillin on a Saturday night

Calm down jojo

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

get on my level boys

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck