Reblogged rasstegai
This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:
Reblogged softcorewentz
power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time
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I saw this post on r/foundpaper (subreddit for piece of paper people find with writing on it) where op found two ceramic bunnies from the 80's in the grand canyon with a note inside and i HAD to draw it
The post: https://www.reddit.com/r/FoundPaper/comments/1bjkuin/found_tucked_inside_of_a_caremic_bunny_at_the/
"Date: June 2
To: Rabbit II
From: Rabbit I
This is a certified, notarized letter saying in writing to hold deep in your heart my love for you, and in return I will hold deep in my heart the love you give to me."
Reblogged quertare
nato-proxy-war-enjoyer
Teachers when a child shows a single ounce of individuality or creativity:
As a teacher: the big sharpener should have just made her laugh. It’s funny.
But the 70 sharpeners thing is where it gets a bit dicey because yes it was obviously the child joking and having a sharpener collection but on the other you have to think: Why does this child have so many blades on school property?? Obviously you can know the child won’t do anything awful but you don’t know what some other person might do if they get it or if administration that DONT know your child finds it
what nefarious thing is a child going to do with 70 intact sharpeners already at school? sneak into the bathroom where they hid a 2x4 and a tool box to build a macuahuitl?
hold on i need to google something
yeah this is funny
Reblogged rasstegai
Reblogged koekjen
"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
Reblogged rasstegai
bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
10 years of The Pear Wiggler.
Reblogged hexcolour
Reblogged hexcolour
reblog to arouse a balatro player
Reblogged rasstegai
chat dont ever fuck a goth tgirl i just woke up and my dick was locked in a tiny bloodborne mensis cage
average sized bloodborne mensis cage
Reblogged mayorkapas
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
dr-hollands
I’m sorry what
you heard me
fiskeorn
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
victorian-sexstache
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
This is the type of brain explosion i come on tumblr in 2024 to see.
Reblogged quertare
No way I just saw this on Instagram and kept thinking about it 😂#I'll explain it to you: in Germany bakeries give items the most embarrassing ridiculous names#Names like 'Spicy Sebastian' for a bread with peppers for example#And the vendors often insist you say the actual name instead of describing it or what type of bread it is#This is a parody of those situations where the food has names like 'I'm a stupid piece of dirt' or 'I'm a greedy little pig *oink oink*'#and the lady pretends she doesn't know what he means so he has to say the actual name#People in the instagram comments rightfully pointed out that you pay with your dignity in German bakeries 😂
Source: instagram.com
Reblogged rasstegai
you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like
stop it i was trying to be gothic
Reblogged hexcolour
I know someone who calls herself a feminist, puts her pronouns in her work email signature, donates money to women’s empowerment funds, and thinks we should deport more refugees. I also know someone who calls people ‘pussies’ when he plays video games, who doesn’t know what a pronoun is, and, for his defence of low-wage women workers in a highly-exploited industry, is a better, more strident defender of the rights of working-class women than almost anyone else I know. Of these two people, I know who is on my team, and who I want on my team, yet the standard liberal feminist calculation would have me chose the woman who loves a little deportation over the man who is occasionally uncouth, solely because the woman knows to keep her language civil, and the man doesn’t. Liberal feminists get incredibly caught up in the politics of language, because language is all they have. They don’t have a revolutionary programme for overthrowing patriarchy, so they’re forced to tinker around the edges of it, quibbling over word choice and jargon instead of building the coalitions necessary for destroying patriarchy.
— We Should Not All Be Feminists by Frances Wright
yea.
Thinking about the two (male) coworkers I had a few farm jobs ago, one of whom was a very well spoken and politically knowledgeable self reported socialist who was nevertheless urging me to stay silent about the lower wages I was receiving so I didn't compromise his job. The OTHER one was a foulmouthed nineteen year old who didn't know what trans meant (but listened VERY well when I talked about it) and was absolutely up in arms about the wage inequality, and honestly any injustice in front of him. I'll let you guess which of them I'm still in touch with