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spooky action at a distance

@numberfiveisalive / numberfiveisalive.tumblr.com

queer, any pronouns, 30s. love u. one of my Lifelong Special Interests is Music, Generally/Music History so if u like that shit pls talk to me about it bro. if u like my stuff and are feeling generous, my ko-fi is linked here. now writing (slowly)-- we own the sky
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whirlybirbs

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

Throws in some gold coins at the neck opening and hear it rattling all the way down.

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bearie

i know my ass is up too late because i’m losing my fucking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle

y'all hear one funny word and you just smash that reblog huh

i made it

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