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Hi, I am here to promote some seriously amazing people. I will try my best to give a good summary of why they are so special. I hope you enjoy and I hope you consider reblogging their work. (If we mutuals and you didn't make the "cut" no hard feelings, I plan to update regularly). Also not a ranked list. All the people mentioned are amazing in their own right. As always please read their bios before following. Some may be a mix between sfw/nsfw. They will be highlighted orange.

To help find who was recently added, I highlighted their tags in blue.

No because I'm such a jealous ler. You want me to use tools??? Is my body not enough for you???? You think a feather can tickle you more than I could????? Well butter me up and call me a biscuit. No the fuck it can't. Why would you deny me skin to skin time? Hater.

I literally love you

Pffffft (also hanging in there, they should make a life that doesn't make me lose my mind)

Wow y'all really liked that post huh 🤭

I cannot get over tickling someone while they're playing a video game.

Like I love watching people play video games, it's like watching a movie without the anxiety of having to actually play the game lmfao.

But what are my poor restless hands to do hmm? Sure I can scroll through my phone but my hands want something more y'know. Maybe I can poke you everytime you try jumping platform to platform and watch as you flinch and flail. All the while, of course, pretending I'm not doing anything! Because I'm not!

Maybe you finally won a really hard level and I'm hyping you up by scribbling my fingers up and down your ribs. I know I'm such a nice friend.

Perhaps you're playing a more chill game and I can offer you a massage. Tracing shapes onto your back or trailing my fingers up and down your legs.

Maybe I can play a game of my own~. It's called how many fingers walking up and down your feet does it take before you kick them away~.

Anyways, gamer lees your days are numbered xoxo

Fellas, is it gay to tickle the homies goodnight?

Me: *really anxious because I poke my friend all the time* Hey I really love you and appreciate you, sorry for being hard to love-

Them: *rolls their eyes* what do you mean hard to love?

Me: idk I just know I'm not the easiest to love, I'm annoying, I like poke you all the time

Them: *scoffs*

Me: What's that supposed to mean? (I ask scared out of my mind)

Them: nothing, I let it happen cause I love you

Trust me, once you hear your own giggles start to slip out, it will tickle so much more-

Hehehehe I live to be giggled at

Not great! I don't want to be an adult! I don't want to work a 9 to 5! I don't dream of labour! I want my worth as a human to be more than what I can do productivity wise! I hate capitalism! I hate this economy! I hate that there are countless genocides going on! I hate that some people still don't care about their fellow human beings! I hate that I still feel,fundamentally broken and unlovable! But that aside I'm actually doing ok haha.

Hope you're doing fantasticly. You better be drinking your water, you won't like me if you're not drinking your water. >:(