“I’m not a kid!” Liam argued, pouring up at his older brother. “I’m nearly six and I can punch real hard!”

“Oh excuse me. You’re practically as old as dad.”

“Papa is really old though!” Liam said, looking a little confused. “Mommy says he’s like, six billion years old.”

"I'm not a kid!" Liam argued, pouring up at his older brother. "I'm nearly six and I can punch real hard!"

Liam cried and climbed into bed with his big brother. “In my dream, she died.” He mumbled, hiding under the covers.

“Oh.” He breathed a sigh of relief and held his brother close to his side. “Kid you scared me.”

“I’m scared.” Liam whimpered. “What if Mommy dies? Who will help me get my cereal from the top cupboard?” He asked into the darkness, wide eyes looking up at his brother for an answer. “And who will give me the best cuddles?”

Liam cried and climbed into bed with his big brother. "In my dream, she died." He mumbled, hiding under the covers.

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“How do you feel about a family pet?”

Oh come off it, you two, I was joking. Of course you’re not pets. Pets are infinitely easier to house train and obey commands, which is more that I can say for you adorable hoodlums.

@pervicaxiism Sis, do you hear what he’s saying about us? I mean, at least he called us adorable, but still.

I want a new dad, one that isn’t so rude

Papa doesn't call me a puppy! He calls me his best little lad!

“My papa is great!”

“Kid…I love you deeply but please don’t right now. Im not in the mood.”

“You’re always mean to me and that makes you my worst brother.”

“My papa is great!”

Super detailed questions about your OCs

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Will raised her eyebrows at the plans; she couldn’t help feeling a little impressed. “Exactly how much time did you spend planning all this out?” Clearly her little brother objected more to their parents’ antics than anyone else. “Because this is seriously detailed. Might even be close to Henry’s level of planning–” Which was high praise in their family. “Should we give this an official ‘Operation’ name?”

Liam grinned proudly at his sister. “This is just my planning for this week. But i’ve been thinking about the plan for a couple of years.” He admitted. “I mean, i like that they’re still married...my friend Rupert’s parents are divorced and i don’t want that, but i do want them to cool it on the PDA. Because seeing Dad’s tongue down Mom’s throat is disgusting.”

“I want to get Mom and Dad back for all of their gross kissing. So i’ve planned a series of attacks that’ll encourage them to breathe away from each other’s mouths for a while.”

“Now that is something I can get behind. They’ve gotten a little too crazy with the PDA around their kids.” Sure, she knew that’s what couples did, but it didn’t mean she (or any of her siblings) wanted to see it. “What did you have in mind?”

Liam grinned at his sister and pulled out a folded piece of paper from his pocket, opening it up to reveal his plans. “Okay, so....we’ve got the bucket of water to balance on the door of the kitchen. That’s their usual morning make out spot. And i can’t eat breakfast with out gagging. Next, we should do that thing to their bed, so when they get under the sheet, their legs can’t go all the way down, because we’ll fold it too short. Then i found some garlic toothpaste in the joke store that we can switch with their usual stuff so they really don’t want to kiss then. And that’s just the start.”

“I want to get Mom and Dad back for all of their gross kissing. So i’ve planned a series of attacks that’ll encourage them to breathe away from each other’s mouths for a while.”

Hi, Little Brother!

This will probably be the hardest on you, LJ, and for that I am so so sorry. We’ve always been partners, ever since you were born… That’s why keeping this from you was so hard. There were so many times I thought about telling you, but didn’t. It wasn’t for the same reason as everyone else, though. 

I knew you’d keep my secret. I knew you’d even help me. I also knew that you’d want to come with me, and I couldn’t let you do that. I don’t mind risking my life to save Mom, but risking YOURS? No way. I could never live with myself if anything happened to you. 

You’re probably really mad at me right now, and that’s okay. You have every right to be mad at me. But I hope someday you’ll forgive me for leaving you behind. 

Liam. You’re gonna have to be tough, now, okay? Dad’s probably going to have a hard time with me leaving, and he may get. . weird. You’ll be okay, though, because you’ll have Grandpa and Grandma, Henry, Charlotte– Let’s face it, you’ll have the entire town to take care of you, even Regina, because everyone loves you. 

If there’s a way back, I promise I’ll do whatever it takes to come home to you. If there’s not. . Just remember that I love you so much, and you were the best little brother I could’ve ever hoped for. And, no, I don’t wish I had little sister instead of you. That was just a joke.

Love always, Will

-Watch Liam trash the house in anger/upset upon reading this. He’s gunna have to be restrained- 

Will rolled her eyes. “Don’t be a brat, LJ.” She knew he was disappointed, but she got into enough trouble on her own and needed to pick her rebellions. “The only thing you’ll go down in history for is longest grounding,” she added with a smirk. “I can drive you down to the docks, but that’s it. Getaway driver is not nearly as bad as a full-on accomplish.” 

He scowled fiercely at her and pouted. “Don’t call me that!” He demanded, pushing her out of his way. “I don’t need anybody’s help.” He shouted back at her. “JERK FACE!”

“I wasn’t calling you that, I was telling you not to act like one,” Will clarified with a huff. She groaned and easily caught up with him. “You know, name-calling doesn’t help your case, either.” 

“Yeah well i don’t like it.” Liam told his big sister grumpily. “And you can just leave me alone and i can do it by myself. You make it not fun.” 

Will rolled her eyes. “Don’t be a brat, LJ.” She knew he was disappointed, but she got into enough trouble on her own and needed to pick her rebellions. “The only thing you’ll go down in history for is longest grounding,” she added with a smirk. “I can drive you down to the docks, but that’s it. Getaway driver is not nearly as bad as a full-on accomplish.” 

He scowled fiercely at her and pouted. “Don’t call me that!” He demanded, pushing her out of his way. “I don’t need anybody’s help.” He shouted back at her. “JERK FACE!”

Willa bit back the smirk that was forming. She could just see their father’s face now, coming aboard his precious ship and finding it plastered with pictures of his father-in-law. David and Killian’s relationship was much better than it used be–from what she knew, from stories she’d heard–but the captain would still be annoyed to find pictures everywhere on the Jolly Roger. 

“You’re crazy. You know that, right?” 

“I know. And thank you. Thank you very much.” He grinned happily. “And to add to that, i’ve got a new flag to hang.” He chuckled, pulling out a pair of his Grandpa’s boxers, holding them up between his thumb and finger. “This is gross, but is going to be so worth it.”

“Good luck with that. I’ll make sure to say something nice about you at your funeral,” Will snickered. “Because Dad’s going to kill you when he finds out what you did.” Even she knew where the line was. Though she liked to cross it (and often), she also knew that this was just a little too far past it. “If I help you, you’ll just blame it all on me when we get caught– and, trust me, we will get caught.” 

“Fine...chicken.” Liam grumbled. “I’ll do it alone. I don’t need your dumb help anyway. I’d get caught if you come along because you’re so clumsy.” He told her, trying to act like he didn’t care. “But when i go down in history as the best prank puller, don’t come to me asking for prank help because i won’t do it unless it’s really cool and involves green slime.”