Fucking same! That man could spit on me and I’d thank him.

2020 was entirely his year n he had me wrapped around his finger from the minute it strarted

I feel personally attacked by this lmao

My Childhood

Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

Hocus Pocus Pillow on Etsy Who else needs this in their home? 💀🎃💀

Twist the bones and bend the back Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca Trim him of his baby fat Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca Give him fur black as black Just like This

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

Baby Jensen

And it’s USB rechargeable.

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

vaginas are so weird like how can something that minuscule possibly bring you to orgasm no matter how good it vibrates

Cause you put it on the clit, silly goose!

well that’s convenient i need an enema and like 8 inches of solid material

REBLOG THIS IF YOU HAVE EVER LISTENED TO ANY OF THIS BANDS

Please help, I need to prove this kid that everybody has listened to at least one of this bands:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"