[Caps transcript: “How do u feel today??” End transcript]
[ID: nine pictures of black cats arranged in a three-by-three chart, titled “So, on this cat-scale, how do you feel today?”
1. A round, fluffy cat loafed with only its round eyes distinguishable.
2. A cat in the middle of jumping up to swat something, both of its arms stretched upward and blurred from waving.
3. A cat’s face with intense distorted motion blur, presumably from the camera moving while capturing the picture.
4. A round cat standing hunched in a curious and alert position with its mouth partially open. Its eyes appear completely white due to the low quality of the picture.
5. A cat sitting with its back to the camera and its head craned back in a way that leaves half its face in shadow, the other half showing its eye and ear in a way that makes it appear as though the cat is actually a crow.
6. A fluffy long-haired cat lying on its back in the curve of a cat tree platform, all of its legs outstretched, its mouth wide open, and its eyes glowing.
7. A fat cat sitting in a way that emphasizes its shape. It has glowing eyes.
8. A cat with its mouth wide open and its squinted eyes glowing. Due to the lighting and crop of the picture, the cat looks like an amorphous blob.
9. A kitten with glowing eyes in the middle of either jumping or falling, slightly blurred from the action. The picture makes it look as if it’s floating.