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Oliver: whoops? WHOOPS? this is not a “whoops” situation. we are far past whoops. whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. we are solidly in “oh fuck” territory, and i expect you to act like it

#vanitas no shuki #vanitas no carte #vnc #the case study of vanitas #les memoires de vanitas #roland fortis #olivier

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[Noé getting kidnapped] Noé: will I need my toothbrush? Kidnapper: shut the fuck up Noé: I assume that means you’re providing the toothbrush

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#source: twitter #noé archiviste #vanitas no carte #submission

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Vanitas: Hey Noé, open up.

Noé: It's so hard dealing with what happened with Louis, sometimes it rushes back to me and I don't know how to deal-

Vanitas: Open the fucking door.

#Vanitas #noé archiviste #vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas

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Jeanne: Did it hurt?

Vanitas: When i fell from heaven?

Jeanne: No

Jeanne: *pushes Vanitas down the stairs*

Jeanne: that

#vnc #vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas #vanitas #jeanne

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Astolfo: I’ll never understand why teachers put a ‘?’ when they grade assignments, like yeah I have no idea what’s going on either Karen

#vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas #vnc #vanitas no shuki #memoir of vanitas #astolfo granatum #astolfo #source: twitter #mod daddy

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Vanitas: *deep sigh* *takes out book and plops it into the dirt* *starts filling the pages with little rocks* Feelings, hunh....

#vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas #vnc #vanitas

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Roland: Well, my fun fact about Vanitas is that I’ve dreamt about him every night of my life, even before I knew him.

Vanitas: (uncharacteristically alarmed) Oh, what the heck?

#VnC #vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas #vanitas #roland fortis #source: hotdaga

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Vanitas: The reason sex with a vampire doesn't result in pregnancy isn't because their sperm is dead, it's because the vampire can't come inside without an invitation. Thank you for coming to my HaunTED Talk.