when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat
FUCK
why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god
THIS IS HORRIFYING
The sound of a college campus
There’s more to this, but in the name of getting something up in time for Mother’s Day in the USA, here’s part one. May the day treat you well regardless of your status with mother’s or as a mother. This part is Rated K but rating will be at least an M at some point. I’ll be sure to rate each section as I get it posted. This is completely unbeta’d so if it’s crappy or riddled with mistakes, it’s all on me.
With a hefty sigh, Katniss falls back onto the bed and doesn’t move. She lays there with eyes shut, listening to the silence of the house and enjoying the peace for just a moment. There are dishes from dinner still piled in the sink, needing to be washed. A basket full of jumbled up laundry that she would need to fold and sort, unless she could convince Peeta to do that for her. Convincing usually doesn’t take much work since her husband is often eager to help in any way he can. She just feels guilty begging help from him late at night like this when he has to be up early to make it to the bakery in time to finish prep and open.
The bed dips beside her and hands cradle her head, lifting and placing her head carefully in his lap as she smiles faintly. Peeta’s fingers unwind the tie holding her hair in place and then her braid, which is probably a mess by now. She tugs self-consciously in her shirt, briefly hoping her mommy rolls aren’t on display before his fingers comb through her tresses with almost immediate effect. She hums contentedly, encouraging him to continue.
“I could draw you a bath,” he offers and she shakes her head.
“This is nice for now. And I’ve got dishes to wash.”
“I’ll wash the dishes,” he offers automatically.
“Laundry to fold,” she murmurs as she sinks into the warmth of his touch and the tingling in her scalp that his attention to her hair causes. She thinks back to a time when they would sit by the lake for hours, just like this, with Peeta playing with her tresses and Katniss soaking up sunshine and happiness like a pampered cat. Now they’re lucky to find a few minutes like this to themselves.
I’m still going to post, despite some people not liking my posts. Any who… Here is week 18, Everlark shippers! If you’d like to check out my previous posts, follow #rachel’s fanfic lists or search the tag on my blog. Enjoy these entertaining fics by these talented authors!
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Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”
his composure is just everything I aspire to be
OMG IT’S BACK!
CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG
Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.
FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.
THIS is how you deal with terrorists
Even if you go down you did it with dignity.
You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.
U don’t fuck with the Queen
His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.
Someone: I bloody hate the royal family.
Me: WHY EXPLAIN PLEASE
Do you ever see something that everyone likes and agrees on, but you’re just like
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
IT’S STARTED
IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS
ao3:
me:
shout out to fanfiction authors for giving me awesome shit for free on a daily basis
Except when they take a super long time to update and we are just left alone with our emotions and unanswered questions. That’s when I get pissed.
*holds up microphone* how does it feel to be the only entitled, negative commenter out of 31k+ people
SEEING JOHANNA IS SUCH A MIX OF FEELS BECAUSE IT’S SO UPSETTING TO SEE HER LIKE THAT BUT ALSO LIKE YESSSS JENA MALONE IS FUCKING NAILING THAT FIVE SECONDS OF ACTING
ANNIE AND FINNICK GETTING ONE OF THEIR LAST HAPPY MOMENTS
KATNISS BEING SO GLAD TO SEE PEETA AND THEN
