My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

She cheers when the monster is winning.

DM: *places an ugly, slavering, repugnant, spine-tingling creature on the battle map*

Child who can barely see over the table: ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵐᵉ :)

official linguistics post

It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.

I learned recently that mucus basically traps the viruses and expels them from your body which is why your body makes SO MUCH of it so now I just imagine drinking liquids as hiring a bunch of goons to take out the thrash y'see nyeehh see we taking back the streets from the bowler hat boys flush em out real good

Perhaps there are many problems which could be solved if you just made enough mucus

Reblog if you are solving problems by generating enough mucus

sorry i have to say it. my mass effect experience was uplifted and enlightened when i played legendary and decided to kill kaidan on virmire instead of ashley. the sisterly soldier bitching between ash and femshep was way more interesting than anything kaidan ever said

a bestie breakup & reconciliation between two female space marines is something that can be so personal,

I’ll fully admit that I’ve flipped the mako and couldn’t figure out how to fix it… so I made a silly comic about it.

It's an incredibly personal thing, being a mako enjoyer, you see

Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021) dev. BioWare

"You were dead..." "I got better."