a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

@leaf-beard

Unexpected and welcomed

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

Peter Parker has never done a SINGLE thing wrong in his entire life and Never will and if ANYONE even so much as ATTEMPTS to contest that statement I will literally take all your online information and make you look like BOO BOO THE FUCKING FOOL……….M don’t think I won’t you slut

“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”

i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but

oh, and:

all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay

The X-Men are really gay.

me: [listens to a new song]

my brain, upon receiving one single hit of Döpamine™: we shall listen to only this until we have wrung every last neurotransmitter out of it

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell

today’s mood be like

I lost it at “sustenance time” and “fair” 😂

me: *thinks about love literally all day*

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

i don’t care about zodiac signs or alignment charts!!!!!!!

what freakin eeveelution are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i’m flareon

here’s a quiz to help you out!

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom