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The opposition to the death penalty in me leaving my body when I think about the tech guys responsible for this

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

She just sat contented in the comfy chair as I built this up around her

I call this installation “The Cat of Amontillado.”

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

fun fact! this is the best moment in cinema history

Touch his mind Lord is going to be a part of my vocabulary forever now

birthday party for a newborn baby.

Very heartwarming moment really reflecting on Wally’s character. 

HOT Mesopotamian singles in YOUR AREA !

the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.