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i do shit

@screechesincoherently / screechesincoherently.tumblr.com

Emily - She/Her - 21 - Permanently in Sammy's Lane - I often talk about my bowel movements to my close friends
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I could ask Josh Kiszka if he’d still love me if I was a worm and he’d say “yes” because we’re all beings of love and light or something sweet like that. But if I were to ask Jake Kiszka he’d say “no” and I firmly believe this

Similarly, I could ask Danny Wagner and Sam Kiszka if they’d still love me if I was a worm, but they’d both say “yes” for different reasons. Danny would say “yes” because of course he would still love me as a worm. Sam would say “yes” because he’d get to have a cool worm pet

💀 the accuracy

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general reminder for the peaceful army

if you’re going to line up for any of the shows, don’t do it days in advance. this not only takes away from the legitimate experience of seeing the boys live, but it kinda sets up space for people to be hostile with one another. whether you’re first in line or the very last person to enter that stadium, your worth as a fan is not better or worse than anyone else’s.

not to mention, lining up days in advance, not matter how prepared you are, is DANGEROUS. weather, accidents, strangers who are trying to cause harm, traffickers…the list goes on. if you want a good view or to be close to the boys, it’s best if you join a community for whatever show is in your city and decide when people should start arriving. this way, if anything happens, you will be SURROUNDED by those who can help you.

and last of all, if you see another peaceful army member struggling, HELP THEM. in the end, what is the very thing that makes us a loving, peaceful community if we act on impulse and selfishness?

be safe and be fair💫

also fuck ticketmaster, don’t visit the site too much if you’re not planning to purchase tickets at that moment because they hike up prices based on internet traffic 😭

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safety-sam

Thank you to my lovelies @jackiidk @whollyfreeamongststars @mountain-in-springtime for tagging me in this 😘 <333

Rules: go to Pinterest, search "[your name] core aesthetic" and create a moodboard from the first nine images. No need to mention your name.

Tagged by my sweet sunshine @safety-sam

Rules: go to Pinterest, search "[your name] core aesthetic" and create a moodboard from the first nine images. No need to mention your name.

Rules: go to Pinterest, search "[your name] core aesthetic" and create a moodboard from the first nine images. No need to mention your name.

Rules: go to Pinterest, search "[your name] core aesthetic" and create a moodboard from the first nine images. No need to mention your name.

hmmm... im gonna tag @earthlysorrows @screechesincoherently @s0livagant @dannythedog and anyone who would like to participate!

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It's Called Being Nice

Author's Note: Just a bit of light reading for the Sammy lane

Summary: Sam walks in on you during some much-needed 'you' time and lends a helping hand which leads to a bit more

Content Warnings: masturbation, fingering, penetrative sex (18+ minors do not interact), swearing

Word Count: 6k

It wasn't like you had asked to stay with Josh just so you could soak in his tub while he was gone. Your heat had gone out and in the dead of winter, you were in need of a swift rescue until a maintenance worker could make the trip. But with the steep snow that had blanketed the streets and everything in between, the likelihood of your heat being fixed in a timely manner was low, and if you had to wait several days for it to be fixed, it certainly wasn't a tragedy that you'd be spending it at Josh's house in his tub with the hot water at your back where the tension coiled tightly.

It was just one of the perks of being friends with him. And one of the perks of having your heat go out in the dead of winter, as it were.

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shutupdevvie

em you never cease to amaze me. that whole bathtub scene i was on the floor. just the whole time.

and THIS "I won't, I won't. I'm gonna be so fucking good to you, I swear. So fucking good to you," you’re KIDDING ME

and when they’re talking about getting off to the thought of each other i genuinely. don’t know if i can go on. my heart stopped beating. rip me.

Woof 🥵

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Anonymous asked:

hi yes i missed you and your writing so much. if you are gonna start again with some blurbs pls literally anything so soft and fluffy. the lack of fluff is killing me

okay, so um i'm taking this idea and turning it into a series that i am gonna do :)

it will mostly be fluff, don't worry

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