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As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext
This post is about Tom Nook and Redd’s divorce
like sediment in an archaeology dig site
i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com
are you familiar with Articuno, the legendary Pokémon that’s a combination Ice-type and Flying-type? well, this is the end of the pointy crest thing at the top of its head.
diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy
he has a pussy yes but does he have a heart. post cancelled that sounds like a taylor swift lyric
my boy he has a pussy but he doesn't have a heart
he's playing games with me just like i'm mario from kart
i'm a published writer btw
I’ve been suffering from itchy nipples for a while
you don’t have to post everything i’m just saying
And you don’t have to post that little freak from dungeon meshi but here we are
oh so the nipple scratcher is inciting war with chilchuck nation? choose your next words wisely
he won't miss his show
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.
so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet
oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore
i literally couldn't ignore this if i tried
oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second
I missed BOTH of them.
don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight
im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24
so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable
oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day
Maybe the best this has ever been done imo
we're fucked
Neil Newbon Hook Slay
genuinely thought that the “t” in “tgirl” meant “testosterone” when i first saw the term and i was like “hell yeah girls with the ‘rone… kinda awesome”
shoutout to testosterone girls and estrogen boys
Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!
I like cake.
What about Homestuck.
Homestucks aren’t sorry.
Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year
this is shocking
Philistines
