Nonsense

Wee guy got fucking vaporised. Who cares

What’s something that gives your anxiety?

Making Phone calls

people

socializing

going into a public place

talking to someone i don’t know

going to a party for my parents’ friend

STANDING IN THE CHECKOUT LINE AT TARGET WHILE MY MOTHER IS GRABBING THE MILK

All of these.

Also, having to go to any social gathering, especially with family and get the dreaded question:

“So, what do you do?”

an easier question would be ‘what doesn’t give you anxiety?’

“what gives you anxiety?” 

me:

There is no truer answer than everything listed above.

spring

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?

Please please PLEASE watch this Christmas spot we got in Spain

White girls need to drop the AAVE and bring back "AS IF!!! 😒" and "GET IT TOGETHER" like y'all were eating in the 2000s!

bring this back

may i present my favorite twitter thread that compiled a list of tremendous white people phrases

where's the post compiling Redneck Phrases

I've used all of these phrases at some point or another, but I swear to god I just heard them all in Shane Madej's voice

cuntcrete

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch

me trying to use my abysmal social skills

Feeling very much like Pingu not being able to manage multiple tasks today

pour one out for the girlies whose main activity during the summer is to be sweaty and miserable

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

It’s the best painting that exists

I don’t know about you, but I really want to know what’s written on there - wait, I found a higher res image, can anyone translate this?

also it’s kind of an amazing little vignette

Hahahaa

Okay it says “who knows my arse from behind” and I will never recover from this

This is the art history I am here for