Here’s what’s gonna happen

Me, writing something at 1 am: Omg I'm literally a genius this words sound amazing I ate totally whith this one omfg

The writing:

me when life is unfair and nothing like the movies <3

microdosing being your friend by unliking and reliking a post to show i read your tags

It is a painful truth that actually none of my fics are abandoned, no, not even the ones that haven’t updated in five years. I still know exactly what happens next, and after that, and so on. They’re not abandoned; they’re right here, haunting me, characters climbing up my pants like kittens nagging for dinner.

How do y’all write y/n so good😭 I remember writing ONE SENTANCE trying to do the style and immediately was like “nope- this is too diff” also??? why is it all about dating the character and/or fucking them or having babies🫠

WHERE IS THE HURT/COMFORT, TRAUMA AND WHUMP AT YO???

One thing about me,,,,, I’m gonna hurt them

everytime someone rbs this i get a notification as though it were my post, even the rbs that don’t have my addition. go away onion post i am not your mother

Abandoned by its biological mother, the onion post instead imprints on a random passerby that fed it.

my dream as a fanfic writer is to write a story which people want to talk to me about and send asks about afterwards and discuss things the characters did and the symbolism and meanings behind certain lines and I'll be all "hehe thanks" but irl I'll be in literal tears because I wrote something that means something to someone

Carey Mulligan in The Great Gatsby (2013) | Promising Young Woman (2020)

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

PLEASE read this

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

damn

HE LEFT

????

oh my god

KILL HIM

he is DONE.

HELP ME .

wow. ok.

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

doing a reread now this is so cunty

goddamn .

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

when april fools jokes are silly and fun games instead of being mean or straight up lying about horrible things and then saying you're an idiot for "falling for that" >>>>>

Emily Prentiss and Aaron Hotchner

Criminal Minds - 7x04

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