From @zoe-oneesama ’s Scarlet Lady au

Anyway.

tag yourself.

posted on twitter an hour ago and apparently people agree

“You can say greed” shut UP SHUT UP!! YES ITS ABOUT GREED!

Danny Phantom AU where his eyes glow or at least reflect even in human form

So basically all I want to see is one of the Fentons going downstairs at 3 AM only to find Danny raiding the fridge with his glowing eyes

maddie: honey your eyes! why are they glowing?

danny, lost his last braincell to death disease at fourteen: i. ate ectoplasm?

maddie: straight?!

danny: uh… no i warmed it up and. dipped. my tator tots in it.

maddie, disappointed mother and very excited scientist: what did it taste like

danny: ranch 2

RANCH 2

@wacky-tunes

blue?

yakko

but your cool substitute teacher

TRUMP HAS COVID

An actual exchange my sister and I had with my grandfather.

This was one of the worst conversations I’ve ever had to process personally

Kuro learns to mimic

If you genuinely enjoy being alone, do you ever wonder if it is an inherent part of your character or if it stems from feeling inescapably lonely in the first place until you taught yourself to enjoy the peace and happiness one can find in solitude? what if the reason you now prefer & choose solitude at every turn is because you were a very lonely child, or teenager, not by your own choice, and that’s how you learnt to thrive and grow, so you no longer know if you can do that around people? There might also be an element of personal pride, an unconscious “you can’t fire me I quit” point when your brain decided to switch your feelings about solitude from distress to relief. I often find myself defending my love of being alone, to people who worry that I can’t possibly be happy to live in an isolated house in the woods; I insist that I do! I really do specifically enjoy the isolated factor and chose to live here because of it, but then I wonder how to differentiate an ingrained love of solitude from an acquired ability to thrive off unchosen loneliness, to learn from it and be nourished by it; to what extent it might be a form of contentment built on a bedrock of resignation.

don’t… do this

does anyone else get mischievous joy out of being nice sometimes? like “Haha, I knew you were going to be hungry so I got you your favorite food so I can surprise you with it being ready when you get here GOT YOU”

#YES!! #its like. it feels like scheming #but love scheming… #the scheme is i want u to be happy (via @calmdownthehawk)

when u want to relax with some fishing but u are nervous by nature

*is READY to press button so big mystery ocean fish doesnt fkn LEAVE in 0.1 seconds AGAIN *wait for it *W A i T FoR IIT *finger twitches & hits button too early

The Jellyfish plume (C2 E 36)

Also on youtube here 

The US is the perfect breeding ground for a pandemic because americans can’t afford to go the doctor and can’t afford to miss work.

This song’s been stuck in my head on repeat since I first heard it