Being Tired is Part of The Contract

portrait of the author (2024)

Sora / Cure Sky

The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???

I'm updating this tumblr sorry, and I really like kirby

Ever hear an Andean cock of the rock before? Probably not, or maybe you have and didn't realise it, because they sound quite a bit like a kookaburra!

Kookaburra laugh: just absolutely losing it at some silly nonsense

Cock of the rock laugh: you are about to die to an Evil Scientist Device

Motion-sensor-activated Halloween decoration on its last legs.

British media straight up doxxed F1nn5ster because he donated in support of trans healthcare.

Not linking the article because fuck the Times.

Notice how literally as soon as he came out as genderfluid and on HRT (and not just a guy who’s a little quirky with it) now the papers come for him. He’s done huge fundraisers for trans care before IIRC, but it was never “newsworthy” until now. Curious correlation there, almost like transmisogyny is real or smth 🤔

king shit

carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

i bought that for my wife

oh this robot is gay, like GAY gay

The fact that, in Rebellion, Mami's depression and loneliness is cured by having Bebe makes me think that Homura should have just gotten Mami a cat like 30 timeloops ago

I didn't even make that connection omg!! We can presume that Homura saves Amy from being hit by a car in every timeline, as that's what caused Madoka to contract originally. Since Amy is a stray Homura should just give her to Mami. Boom, killing two birds with one stone!

you're so right hen

get mad. get rageful. debate all you like because im sending them to the death arena and you can't stop me

I love how all the notes are like "one of these is Just A Guy and the other one is a monster-fighting superhero with alien magic powers"

I think Steven would kill him but like. on accident. He’s not very used to fighting enemies that can’t recover from almost any wound. After, he would be left with the moral dilemma of whether he should bring him back to life though.

...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

The constant rolling disaster that is Overwatch's game development aside, what really perplexes me about how Blizzard is handing the broader franchise is their continual insistence that a canon narrative exists in spite of their equally continual refusal to tell anyone what it is.

Like, okay, the events of the games aren't canon. Fair enough: the games are multiplayer-only, and you can't account for player actions.

Oh, and the animated short films aren't canon either – they're properly understood as in-universe propaganda, not depictions of actual events. That's a little high concept for you guys, but fine.

But surely the comics are canon, right? Well, no; some of the comics (we're not telling you which ones) were canon at one point, but the writing team has decided to go in a different direction.

My dudes, what is left? The weird Source Filmmaker porn? Is that canon? Well, apparently it's at least as canon as anything else!

the two genders are yes or no

and im STILL nonbinary!

so call me maybe

via @bagginshield

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Streetside popcorn

English added by me :)

no clue if this is an unpopular opinion but i just love gimmick blogs. even the bad ones. yes! please tell me how many letters are in my posts! make it a haiku! reply when a word is detected! whether it's a bot or a human i just think they're neat. that along with uquizzes. extremely precious components of the tumblr atmosphere imho

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