reblog to give the person you reblogged this from the motivation to finish a wip

“they tried to kill each other” yes and? do you have a problem with true love

Listen my wife and I have tried to kill each other many times it’s just apart of the process of true love @penandcrow

spiritually we are all sharing a cigarette by an open kitchen window

There’s fanfiction…. And then there’s FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence feels like a line of cocaine and it has quotes and imagery that permeate your brain and it’s the shit that sticks around in your consciousness forever and it never goes away and it’s always going to be one of Those Fics.

Please remember that adopting a hellhound is not just a lifelong commitment, but afterlife long commitment as well.

They say “bros before hoes” but neglect to mention that the bros are the hoes

me and the boytoys

Yeah I’ll reblog that

Avoidance

masterlist

part two

Summary: Reader doesn’t know what she did to make Spencer hate her so much.

A/N: This fic is just a reminder that sub!Spencer lives rent free in my head at all times. Also, if anyone would like to be on a taglist for one shots like these, let me know! I’m going to work on getting one started.

Pairing: sub!Spencer/femdom! reader

Content Warnings: honestly way too much swearing, sexual harassment, slapping, hands free orgasm, oral sex (male and female receiving), hand job, orgasm denial, edging, unprotected sex, vaginal penetration, degradation, femdom 

Word Count: 8.2k

           I have absolutely no idea what I’ve done to make Spencer Reid hate me.

           Usually, when someone despises a person to the point of complete and total avoidance, there’s a reason. No one just wakes up and decides to resent another person for the hell of it – right? Wrong.

           Because Spencer Reid positively loathes me – and I have no idea why.

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Some smiling Abby edits made from awesome photomodes taken by Erine!

Thiam: exists

Everyone else:

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

FFFFFFFFUCK IVE NEVER RELATED MORE

the venom fandom really came along like you’ve heard of tentacle porn now get ready for soft tentacle romance 

It’s

MY

petition for guillermo del toro to be the director of the venom sequel, because he’s the only man who can be trusted to accurately and faithfully portray the romance, the sizzling passion involved in monster fucking.