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"Why? I live it"

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A foreign object. She/Her/They/Them. Pan/Demi "but it's complicated". Cockles. Destiel. SPN. Stranger Things. The Boys. Doctor Who. Tumblr.com/Chaosmisha-art (my art blog) PLEASE DO NOT SHARE MY POSTS ON OTHER PLATFORMS
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Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

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flipocrite

Even ignoring the quantity of workers or weaponry, I think there’s something special about specifically

  1. using a knife
  2. to threaten a cook
  3. in a kitchen
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earhartsease

not the

not the shar

not the sharpest kn

*nods wisely* not the sharpest knool in the shed

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Dean drunkenly bragging about being best best best friends with Cas to someone at a bar and he's like "here look I'll call him, I'll talk to him" and proceeds to call him with no answer 50 times in a row and the other person keeps trying to gently be like "maybe he's busy?" "are you sure you're actually friends? Does he know that you're friends?" "Maybe you should stop trying" And Dean is like "no no no we are we are best friends he's gonna pick up" like this is a totally normal thing that happens between all friends

That same person is in the bar again next week and Cas is there and when he introduces himself they're like "WAIT do you have a friend named Dean. Is he. This is a weird question but is he your best friend??" And Cas does his little shy smile and says "yes."

Later on his phone starts ringing and he looks at it, then just puts it on the table where it vibrates with persistent calls for over 20 minutes.

"Don't you want to get that?"

"It's just Dean"

"Couldn't you just tell him you don't want him to call you so often??"

"I like when he calls"

"Then why not answer???"

"I don't have anything to say to him right now"

"Don't you think he might have something to say to YOU?"

Even more laterer, at the end of the night, bar closing, having seen Cas slug back an entire vodka bottle, "Hey you shouldn't drive, do you want me to give you a ride?"

"Oh, no thank you. Dean will drive me."

Cas pulls out his phone and they're like there's no way. It's 2am and Cas just ghosted him for 45 minutes. There's no-

"Dean," he'd answered on the first ring, "I'm 'too drunk to drive' can you come get me?"

Dean rolls up in his car within 15 minutes.

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abi-cosmos

So, the photos don’t look like much but this was so much fun. The prompt was “admiring Misha’s beard” which Jensen was immediately up for, then all I could hear was Jensen mumbling while Misha was trying so hard not to laugh that he started shaking trying to hold it in. Chris took the photo and Jensen made him take it again, so Jensen’s mumbling and Misha trying not to laugh continued. By the time I left, Jensen was still grinning about whatever he’d been doing/saying to Misha, and I got both ops given! Super happy to partake in a tiny cockles antic 🥰

And no, I didn’t pick up a single word despite trying so hard!!! But watching Misha trying to keep it together was soooooooo enjoyable

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