the absolute best quotes from bdylanhollis's vintage baking tiktoks

• "thought this was a joke. turns out im the joke."

• "you can use a mixer, i just do this to feel something"

• "fold in sauerkraut carefully. or what? im going to ruin your disaster?"

• "can a cake be tried for treason?"

• "either chocolate fixes everything or this is alchemy"

• *disgusted chewing noises* "DEMON BABY!!!"

• "before pumpkin pie became king people ate this....now they're dead."

• "combine all ingredients except for pie shell. were you rEALLY WORRIED I WAS GOING TO PUT A F U L L Y C O N S T R U C T E D PIE SHELL INTO THIS?"

• "im a fool, not an idiot."

• "its like reading directions to purgatory"

• "now we have carbonated mayonnaise lime water"

• "MARSHMALLOWS!! with the m a y o??"

• "chop up your dehydrated cow"

• "it tastes like it's insulting me"

Put that on a billboard: “YOU WILL FREAK THE FUCK OUT” and you’ll go “Ok, I’ll go”.

#mood

#thismonth 

Adding that Flight and Grounded now have a sequel called Journey’s End :)

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Reblog if you think fanfiction isn't a waste of time.

Reblog if you think it’s a good way to practice writing.

Reblog if you have made friends because of fanfiction.

My sister called it a waste of time and I want to prove her wrong.

the bi flag is so pretty?

just look at it, the colors fit so nicely together

the palette is so nice, just look at all that aesthetically pleasing stuff!!

all that neon-y goodness! and it comes in pastel, too!

so gorgeous! look at all those flags at pride!

a great fit for such a vibrant community! 

journalism peaked here

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

Fave

#I’m still laughing

okay anne hathaway looks good

rihanna thank you so much for making Anne feel good about her body because holy shit