*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks

#*bored author’s voice over the tannoy* d'you want fluff with that? (via @amarriageoftrueminds)

#sure and if you can throw in an extra “sharing one bed” trope, that would be great.

How much is it to supersize to smut?

So if you get smut and fluff from a drive thru where do you go for angst and dark?

That you order from the guy in the trenchcoat in the alley. “You want angst? I got angst”

*sticks my withered goblin paw out from under the bed* psst kid i got ‘they both think the other one is dead for like seven chapters’ 

Reader: “How much will that be?”

Author: “Just a comment. Please for the love of God leave a comment.”

Or a reblog plz

*goes home, opens the bag* oh, I cannot wait for this smut - WHADDAYA MEAN HEAT IT UP FOR 10 TO 12 CHAPTERS ! I NEVER ORDERED SLOW BURN! I’M GOING BACK, I’LL TALK TO THE MANAGER!

Chaos Theory | Michael Kinsella x Reader

Chapter 26: Seven Devils All Around

Masterlist ° Chapter List

Pairing: Michael Kinsella x Reader (she/her)

Summary: When you arrive at your apartment, you notice that the door isn't locked. You make the mistake of entering without calling the police first, and you pay dearly for your recklessness.

Warnings: ANGST, blood, violence, break-in, mentions of suicidal thoughts

Word Count: 3.4k

A/n: It took me a while to get this done because I just wasn't happy with it, but I finally got it done. We're starting to get knee-deep into the next angst arc, so I hope you're prepared for some tension, twists, and turns!

YOU YOU youuu! Whyyyyyyy?!?!!! Leaving me on the tip of a fucking cliff. Do you have fun torturing your readers because the anticipation over what happens next can't even be described. Youuuu. Fuckkkkk. Mikey pleaseee answer and i swear to god, it hurts just imagining what mikey would think, let alone look like when he sees her like this. Goddd.

Sweetie, you are a brilliant writer, i respect you but please, for the sake of my sanity, please have the next part ready. Please tell me that after a masterpiece like this, you would post soon because I don't think i can wait. I'm not trying to pressure you, it's just this is brilliant and if i come off as a bit demanding, I'm sorry. I really am just impatient and with good work like this, you must know leaving us hanging by a thread like that would mean a riot right. I just know the fans of this fic would lose it and all because of your work.

Again sorry if I come off as a bit demanding and really just, can't wait for the next chap. Sorry for this chaotic mess of a reblog too

Reblog if you've made at least one friend because of a fandom.

Fictional Character: *is physically and mentally scarred, morally grey, old enough to be my dad and would kill someone without hesitation, possibly torture them as well*

Me: Ah, yes. Husband material.

STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

Fictional Character: *is physically and mentally scarred, morally grey, old enough to be my dad and would kill someone without hesitation, possibly torture them as well*

Me: Ah, yes. Husband material.

my obsession with actors who are old enough to be my dad can not be helped

Tom Hiddleston at Osaka Comic Con 2024

He’s so stupid pretty here. 😡😍

awwwww

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! stargateg33k, LOOK AT THOSE FINGERS!!!!!! HOLDING THE CAMERA LIKE IT’S MADE OF ANGEL TEARS!!! AND THE PINKIE!!! AND THE FACE!!! AND THE WRIST BOOOOONE!!! *gross sobbing*

For a man with such large, masculine hands, he always holds and touches things so delicately.

He does. He doesn’t grip things with undue force or even carelessness. There is always gentleness at the points of contact, and with people, that often extends to a singular tenderness, even when he’s hugging a man. IT MAKES ME BLOODY CRAZY beaglebitch insanely-smart coalea virtualgirlfriendsan stargateg33k purple-daisies-love littletime67

#because that probably means he touches a lover reverently #everywhere else first #for a long time #with both hands #alertly watching you and listening #thinking of no moment but this one #using what he just learned about you in the next one #take pains be perfect

That’s my overly observant and analytical mind wreaking havoc on my overly ripe and longing heart.

I dont deserve to see this when I wake up. I deserve pancakes and bacon. Not this.

Tom would bring you pancakes and bacon that he made with his beautiful hands and apologize ‘for this’ having bothered you first thing in the morning. He’s all about pancakes and apologies. Je probably quote you some Shakespeare, too ;-)

*throws a tantrum in bed*

*Throws phone in the bin and goes to make pancakes*

WHY

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHAT

Anyone remember that Robert Capa project that never came to fruition? I’m still angry that never happened.

Also this gif doesn’t show up on mobile, just desktop. In case anyone is wondering wtf is wrong with us.

No @arsonyte I have no recollection of that…

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(⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

at all

why on earth did i ever bring up that robert capa project

“There is always gentleness at the points of contact”

I’m so mad at myself for pointing that out.

And for seeing an obvious pattern in my Checklist Of Attractive Qualities.

again– why did we ever bring this back to life

Just your sub muse @tsuntsunfangirl ?

What kind of sub are we talking? 👀👀👀

i regret not using another term.

What kind of sub, @tsuntsunfangirl ? What kind???????

That kind.

Isn’t he a footlong, @ilsawasanacrobat @turniptitaness *gets shot*

wanna comfort him with my body. want him to suck on my boobs and hold my hands and get inside me and feel so nice and cozy and happy

Rain to his Fire (Modern! Daemon Targaryen x Female Reader) (Non Canon 80s Au) (18+)

Chapter 1

Summary: In 1985, you were assigned as a custodian in the King's Landing Psychiatric inpatient and wellness center after your mother's passing. Your job was mundane and boring, but that was until a new patient arrived, a young man with a wild and eccentric personality, harbouring a secret that will change your life forever.

“Room 393 needs cleaning up, new guy is coming” you heard your supervisor Mona so you sighed and quickly nodded. Working as a custodian in a mental health facility wasn't ever really a dream job for you but you didn't have any option at the moment. Your mother had worked all her life for the center and when she passed, as per her request beforehand, the job was immediately offered to you, and you had debts to pay so you couldn't really deny that offer.

At thirty you didn't really see your life heading towards anything better anyways and you didn't really despise working here. Helping people feel good at times. Your job wasn't limited to cleaning services, you would often get assigned to patients who needed a caregiver for physical and emotional needs.

This was so not what I was expecting when i first opened that read more bar but oooooh lordy, I am hooked.

It's interesting thinking of the many ways this plays out but what I'm really curious of is how you're gonna do it.

And the plots you manage to think of, my word, they are not only unique but absolutely brilliant. Can't even imagine how you thought of this one but my oh my... can't wait for the next chap lovely.

☺💜💙💚💛🖤☺

Tom Hiddleston at the Osaka Comic Con on May 05, 2024

ignore me going absolutely MENTAL over this slut of a man with his rolled up sleeves

but i mean, COME ONNNNNN LOOK AT HOW- JUST HOW- AHHHHH

never thought i'd see the day i go mental over arms but to be fair, it is Tom soo....

congratulations!

I really love this hair