die shithead
Computer, show me the perfect example of a young Republican
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6'4" 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
i’m 4′10″
93 pounds
very skilled in combat. very sharp teeth. cat like reflexes. women hate me but i love them. huge penis and very firm testicles. never seen a frog or amphibian before but i would love to.
i’m just looking for someone to keep me company
They got people on twitter who are almost 30 years old making vague posts about their ex
Fuck the government for not letting me smoke weed with my homies
5 signs that she’s into you
#1 she aint
Schoolboy Q - Man of The Year
Thank you to all the real heroes in our society:
-Fortnite streamers
From DMs to guts, a love story.
Use my throat like a daycare
Nah, you good
RIP Harvey Ball, inventor of the smiley face 🙂 (1921-2001)
ok its sad that he died but this is the FUNNIEST headstone ive ever seen
it looks somehow like it was designed by a dog
It might be time to run game of thrones back
”The following are examples of tales and popular concepts from Mormon folklore:
please reblog to spread awareness of mormon bigfoot
I wish the MLS was better
It’s ok to be who you are unless you’re a furry
Just a heads up I heard Trump was an aphobe