dealing with the worst case scenario

I feel like this could be useful in my future

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Harry at Coachella 2022 | Introduction to ‘Boyfriends’

Sy x Reader: make me your future history (One Shot)

Plot: You come back home and find everything you looked for in a quiet man who curses too much and his grumpy animals.

Tags: smut, fluff, cursing, my poor attempt of southern accent, mental health issues, eating disorder (implied), short fake dating, 9k+ words, minors dni

[A/N: AAAAAH I hope you like it <3]

Trials and Tribulations

PAIRING: Harry x Reader RATING: M WORD COUNT: 30.6k REQUESTED: nope!

hello everyone. she is here. 

PRO TIP: this fic is massive. because of the length, it might cause the tumblr app to glitch and/or shut down. if that happens to u, i highly recommend opening it up on safari or google chrome.

P.S. feedback and reblogs are not only welcome but also highly encouraged! don’t be a silent reader! if you enjoyed reading a fic, let the author know, okay?

huge ginormous MASSIVE thank you to the loml @gucciwoodnymph​ for being here since the beginning and basically helping me turn this fic into what it is today. i also want to thank my angel @trulymadlysydney​ for being my primary beta and making me laugh and smile with all of her comments. finally, thank u to @harrysorbit​, @harrysroleindunkirk​, and @stylesrecord​ for just plain gassing me up about this entire endeavour. i love and appreciate all of u so so so much.

with all of that being said, i sincerely hope u guys enjoy ✨

~*~

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TPWK MV | with Phoebe Waller-Bridge

PEAKY BLINDERS | Episode #1.4   └ “The Shelbys really are doing an excellent job for us.”

Best Friend’s Brother - John Shelby

Pairing: John Shelby x reader

Requested: Yes.

Prompts: None. 

Warnings/notes: This is pretty shit, I’ve been distracted today so sorry for that. The title is also shit, I couldn’t come up with anything else xD Hope you like it though! (NOT PROOFREAD)

Wordcount: 3437

Summary: You’re Ada’s best friend. After meeting her family and taking care of John and his kids for so long, he finally pops the big question. 

The year was 1919 when you first met Ada Shelby.

She was twenty-two and pregnant with her first child, and you had recently turned twenty and just gotten your job as a midwife at the hospital.

The first time she came to visit you to check up on the baby, she was very grumpy and reserved. You could admit it frightened you a bit, as you were very well aware of who her family was.

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A Baby

Requested: Yes

Pairing: Massimo Torricelli x Reader

Warnings: swearing, fluff!, that’s it

Author’s Notes: Inspired by @calirindo​ and two different anons requested this so I guess people love a pregnant reader and a doting Massimo?? Reader goes into labour without Massimo and starts PANICKING!

Tagging @akshi8278​, @heloisedaphnebrightmore​

You considered yourself for a moment, poking the your bulging stomach with morbid interest before frowning. Massimo was watching you again, more than used to your morning ritual by now of getting up to pee for the eighth time then staring in the mirror for twenty to forty minutes. He had threatened to get it taken out and destroyed but he couldn’t deny you anything given your current state. 

“I’m fat.” You said before turning to Massimo and glaring at him. “You did this to me. This is your fault and I’m fat.”

He was sitting up in bed, his body a model for perfection which didn’t make you feel any better, you were very pregnant, swollen everywhere and your husband was an Adonis. Massimo smiled, clearly amused at your third existential crisis of the morning and he opened his arms, summoning you to him.

“You are being ridiculous, baby girl.” He murmured as you nuzzled into his chest, pulling the sheets up to warm yourself. “You are pregnant, and even if you were fat, it would have zero effect on the way I feel about you.”

You grabbed his finger, poking your own belly with it.

“Fat.” You announced.

“Ridicola.” He uttered, stroking your stomach before his hand wandered upwards to your breasts. Massimo’s fascination with how big they had gotten was completely hilarious and at other times very irritating.

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white wedding.

summary: your estranged aunt leaves you her estate in her will with the stipulation that you have to be married to receive your inheritance. luckily, harry is more than willing to help.

pairing: best friend!harry styles x reader

warnings: fluff, smut, angst if you squint.

song inspo.: white wedding - billy idol

word count: 13.4k

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Roses and Vanilla

In which y/n and Harry aren’t really close until y/n falls in the shower, and Harry falls in love.

contains mature content – 10k words <3

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭ 。.・

Harry wasn’t really doing anything when it happened. He had just been sitting in his room, trying to figure out what to do with his day. 

It was still fairly early in the morning, but, since Harry was an early riser, he had already gone to the gym, showered, and made himself some pancakes. On any other day, Harry would have gone to class or done some homework – but considering it was a Saturday, Harry had no classes for the rest of the day, and the only homework he had over the weekend was a literary analysis for his Literature class that he had already finished (He had a four hour gap on Fridays between his International Political Economy and European History classes that he usually utilized to knock out a majority of his weekend assignments). Plus, he didn’t really feel like leaving the house anyway. The forecast said there was a 40% chance of rain, and who wants to go outside when the weather is bleak and dreary?

So he’s just sitting in his room, lying on his bed, and fiddling with his guitar… until he hears a thud.

A thud that really resembles the sound of someone falling. In the shower. Followed by a pained cry of his name.

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changes (best friend!harry)

Warnings: language, nsfw content, drugs (marijuana) and alcohol

Pairing: best friend!Harry x reader

Word Count: 17k (holy shit)

A/N: So this started as two requests I had in my inbox that I got way too into and then it became this. this may be the longest stand-alone fic I’ve ever written, and it, like watermelon sugar, is dedicated to touching!!!! I spent so long on this so as always. feedback is appreciated. and if you like it, please reblog it!!! reblogging is the best way to show fic writers your appreciation <3

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Unless she’s reminded otherwise, Y/N always thinks of herself as a teenager.

This, of course, isn’t true. She turned twenty-six a month ago, works as a media producer for an online clothing company, and lives alone in a one bedroom apartment in London.  However, unless she physically has something in front of her to remind her of her real age and the passing of time, Y/N disregards this information.

Usually, the reminder is a bill in the mail, or a phone call to remind her that she needs to book an appointment with her doctor.  Usually, the reminder is an ache in her back, her glasses prescription getting worse, or realizing that she has no idea what her teenage cousins are talking about when she sees them at Christmas.  Usually, the reminder is enough to give her pause, but not enough to throw her for a loop.

This time, however, the reminder is her childhood best friend naked in her bathroom.

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Request: If you feel inspired (feel free to ignore if you don’t! ❤) I would love to request for Sherlock bbc!! Maybe one where it’s The Signs of Three at John and Mary’s wedding, n the whole time leading up to it everyone is telling Sherlock how marriage changes you like in the episode (reader n John are old best friends) but the at the wedding she chases after Sherlock when he leaves sadly when everyone’s dancing? Then they dance and then flash forward to reader/Sherlock’s wedding years later? ❤

John and Mary. The wedding of the century. Friends and family joined together to see two people who they care for marry in front of their eyes. A union of love. A new chapter. A new beginning. However, Sherlock Holmes cared little for the theatrics of marriage. He supported John and Mary with their marriage, but did not necessarily see the point or understand why everyone was making such a fuss about it. Two people who already live together, already exclusive with one another, and already care for each other deeply will now have a document stating that their love was official. Then after a droning ceremony, after an awkward party with strangers, the pair will go on a vacation only to return to their daily routine. Marriage seemed pointless. However, those around Sherlock disagreed greatly.

From Mrs. Hudson who sighed lovely at the thought of marriage. “It changes you, you know?”

From John smiling at Mary saying how excited he is for married life.

From Mary giggling over wedding details.

From everyone’s dewy eyes at the prospect of marriage.

When the day came, Sherlock threw on his tux and stood by John’s side at the ceremony. His eyes slid over to the bridesmaids finding you standing tall in a dazzling lilac gown. Your face rushed through his memories to land on your name: (Y/N) (Y/L/N). An old friend of John who he continued to talk with practically every day. You’ve only met Sherlock a handful of time, but knew of countless stories about him from John. Mostly from his rants. Sherlock, on the other hand, knew very little. But, he could deduce. In seconds, he knew the basics: your family life, your job, your hobbies, if you had any pets, and even if you were in a current relationship. As Sherlock studied you, your eyes drifted over to him. You smiled warmly at him. He froze. He managed a short nod. You laughed lightly through your nose then continued to watch your old friend marry this wonderful woman. Unknown to you, Sherlock’s eyes constantly flickered to you.

But, why?

It’s nothing, he thought while shaking himself free of this odd feeling. Mrs. Hudson’s dramatics this morning has gotten to my head.

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