• Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
• How long will they last? -
• How quickly did/will they fall in love? -
• How was their first kiss? -

• Who proposed? -
• Who is the best man/men? -
• Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
• Who did the most planning? -
• Who stressed the most? -
• How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
• Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -

• Who is on top? -
• Who is the one to instigate things? -
• How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
• How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
• How long do they normally last? -
• Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -
• How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
• How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

• How many children will they have naturally? -
• How many children will they adopt? -
• Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -
• Who is the stricter parent? -
• Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
• Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
• Who is the more loved parent? -
• Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
• Who cried the most at graduation? -
• Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -

• Who does the most cooking? -
• Who is the most picky in their food choice? -
• Who does the grocery shopping? -
• How often do they bake desserts? -
• Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -
• Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -
• Who is more likely to suggest going out? -
• Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -

• Who cleans the room? -
• Who is really against chores? -
• Who cleans up after the pets? -
• Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -
• Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -
• Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -

• Who takes the longer showers/baths? -
• Who takes the dog out for a walk? -
• How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -
• What are their goals for the relationship? -
• Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -
• Who plays the most pranks? -

• Why do you get so upset when I blow into your ears?
• Am I annoying you yet? Am I annoying you yet? Am I annoying you yet?
• If you burp in my face we’re not friends anymore.
• Why do you have such a floppy lip?
• WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING?
• Oh, I didn’t realise you suddenly decided to have standards.
• Stop looking at other people. Your world should revolve around me.
• Remember that time, one year ago when you split open my lip by accident and it didn’t stop bleeding? No? Well I do.
• Wanna roll around on the floor and make weird sounds later?
• If you try to lick me when I’ve just gotten out of the shower again I sWEAR TO GOD.
• Not everyone needs to hear your opinion on the existence of fire alarms.
• I have never seen anyone so happy to pretend to be dead before.
• Okay. You need a bath. I’m ready for battle, don’t even try to argue this.
• How come you hate warm baths but love swamp water and muddy puddles?
• I love that no matter what I say, if I hold up my hand you’ll high-five it without question. It’s like we’re always united, no matter who or what I’m roasting today.
• I found one of your hairs in my breakfast. We need to talk.
• I asked you to bring me my slippers. I did not ask you to check they were dead by shaking them like a crazed dingo before giving them to me.
• You can’t just put your foot in my mouth then walk away. What kind of friendship do you think this is?
• I love how efficient you are at using the tools around us to be as annoying as possible.
• I never got to be the big spoon in bed before I had you. This is such a weird new perspective I have gained in life. 
• I’m pretty sure this many snuggles is illegal in some countries.
• No. Stop begging to try a piece of my food. It’s a vegetable. You hate vegetables. *Sigh* Fuck it. Fine. Here try some.
• SEE? I told you you’d hate it!
• Why do you insist on smooshing squishy foods before eating them?
• I’m not sure how something so adorable and pure could have as many nightmares as you do, but I hope you’re okay.
• I will never grow tired of booping your snoot.
• Sometimes I look at you and I realise how lucky I am to have someone who is so tolerant of my weirdness.
• Why do you get excited whenever I go to the bathroom?
• You always look sad when you’re tired. It’s so fucking cute.
• I love how if I get really excited over a stick, you trust me enough to see insane amounts of value in it too.
• I got you another teddy to add to your already grossly large collection of teddies. Yes I’m an enabler. No I’m not going to stop enabling you.
• Some kid asked me if you were a bear today. It made me wonder what your spirit animal would be.
• Why do you always sleep by my door? Are you guarding it from demons?
• Let’s go to the woods. You run through the trees and I’ll hum the Game of Thrones theme.
• I’ve always wanted to braid your hair, but I’m also worried you won’t like it
• How can you be both so polite and such a piece of shit at the same time?
• Holy crap our souls were literally meant for one another.

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SEMI-SERIOUS PLAYFIGHTS THAT END WITH ONE PERSON PINNED TO THE FLOOR/WALL AND ACCIDENTAL FURIOUS KISSING THO

requested by @momokitty27​! i set it up into a few different categories so it’s not just for couples but for a whole range of relationships!

• “I noticed them checking you out.”
• “Were you checking them out?”
• “So… they’re good-looking, right?”
• “Don’t lie to me and say you don’t think they’re hot.”
• “Just admit that you like them.”
• “Come on; even I know that they’re hotter than me.”
• “It’s not fair that they get to be around you all day and I don’t.”
• “They were hitting on you.”
• ‘I know you liked it when they were hitting on you.”
• “Would you like me more if I was more like them?”
• “They’re not (funnier / cuter / better looking ) than me, are they?”
• “Are you going to leave me for them?”
• “Would you leave me for them if you had the chance?”

• “You deserve better than them.”
• “They’re not even that good-looking.”
• “What do you see in them?”
• “Why do you stay with them?”
• “Wanna tell me what they did to upset you this time?”
• “If I had someone as wonderful as you, I would (never forget our anniversaries / always cherish you / etc).”
• “You should just leave them.”

• “I wonder what they’re doing right now.”
• “Their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) isn’t right for them.”
• “I can’t stop thinking about them with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate).”
• “They moved on so quickly.”
• “I get angry thinking about anyone else having them, even though I don’t have them myself.”
• “Do you think they were cheating on me with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) before we broke up?”
• “They never looked at me like they look at them.”

• “I noticed you hanging out with (character’s name) lately.”
• “You hung out with them and didn’t invite me?”
• “I feel like a third-wheel.”
• “They’re pretty fun, right?”
• “Maybe I shouldn’t come and let you two hang out together instead.”
• “I know that they’re more interesting than me.”
• “You two have more in common, anyways.”
• “It’s alright; I have other friends.”

• “No! I don’t want a new (brother / sister)!”
• “You like (sibling’s name) more than me.”
• “If I get a new (brother / sister), you’re going to love them more.”
• “We haven’t played together since you had the baby.”
• “I hate my (brother / sister)!”
• “They’re not better than me! They can’t even use the bathroom right!”

• “Am I hotter than that person?”
• “So many people have achieved so much by this age, yet here I am.”
• “I’m a better (cook / surfer / etc) than them.”
• “They’re not even that good at (cooking / surfing / etc)…”
• “I look better in this than them, right?”
• “Do you think I could pull off that (hat / dress / etc) like them?”
• “Whatever; I’m not jealous.”

the community has been hurting over the past several weeks and after countless attempts to try and unite the community it has seemed as if all hope has been lost.  however, you have the ability to write a compliment to spread joy to another person.  we invite you and desperately ask that you DOWNLOAD these hearts and repost them onto you blog only to tag those who you’d like to spread the message too.  it may be a graphic with a simple heart on it, but the idea behind it is to reach out to your mutuals, friends, and loved ones.  tag one person or tag multiple!  use one heart or use mutliple hearts!  spread these messages as far and wide as you can!  for anymore questions or new campaigns follow our main page here!