The little corner of the Purple Rose

When your favorite person and least favorite person are best friends...

This poor guy 😂

canon

alenoah is very good for many reasons but one of my favourites is the fact that alejandro is (supposedly) this super attractive super suave very charming guy who turns eyes and makes people question their sexualities and all of that jazz, and noah's the world's tiredest office worker shoved into the body of an anaemic stick bug.

and you know alejandro would brag about his beloved partner to whoever would listen. he has albums on his phone of candid photos of noah and they're all just the ugliest, unflattering things- the majority of them are of him sleeping some where he absolutely shouldn't be and getting drool all over himself or something.

meanwhile noah has one (1) photo of alejandro on his phone and it's the only picture of alejandro in existence where he doesn't look immaculate and alejandro hates it.

Love it love it

There is a theory about Noah liking Alejandro, despite knowing what he's doing and NOT trusting him... allow me to add another theory to go with that!

What if Noah didn't truly care what Alejandro was doing to the other contestants?

What if Noah only cared that Alejandro was being a jerk to Owen aka his chubby buddy?

TOTALLY MY HEADCANON TOO

[Noah laughs softly...]

What if Alejandro loses his flirting skills when he's around someone that he actually loves?

Alejandro's type are smart people that want him dead.

I love this so much 😂

What if Noah only has a thing for pretty boys, when they have big brains?

YES

To whoever just sent me an anon: Honestly you should just post them on your account, you've got cool ideas and i am. not the right person to send these asks to because i rarely have anything to say-

screenshot of the ask under the cut btw

Oh this is adorable 🥹

Hey

- Make characters OTHER THAN VILLAINS fat too

- No not just the greedy or food loving ones

- Not just older people or moms

- Make more characters fat

- Like actually fat

- With double chins, bellies, thick arms, fat necks, rolls

- And let them be love interests or protagonists or in respected positions.

- Let them be portrayed as hot. While being fat yes

- Make more characters fat

I meant to post this in my last post but i made a discovery and i think its very funny (and honestly probably accurate, whose to say)

Alenoah thought to chew on a little

What if they were childhood friends that reunited on world tour?

Imagine if both of them used to be enrolled in this special gifted children program when they were like 6-7

And little Alejandro just breezing through the program, leaving everybody in the dirt except for one other participant there

Like they just have this entirely one sided academic rivalry as little children because Alejandro is fuming that there’s this other kid that always manages to score *slightly* higher than him hahahahahhahha

So at that age I’m assuming that while Alejandro can mask his emotions way better than the average 6-7 year old, he’s still a 6-7 year old so his thinly veiled envy is immediately picked up on by Noah

And then one day it just culminates to Noah point blank asking him “why are you so upset? It’s just a few marks at best.”

Tiny Spanish overachiever rendered speechless at his candidness because to him it *is* a huge deal while to his sworn rival (all in his head) those points are treated like nothing

Err ok this is actually getting longer than I anticipated but essentially it boils down to

Alejandro —> Noah

Seething childish fury at being bested mixed in with begrudging admiration at Noah’s capabilities. He can’t really tell if he wants to best him or be with him because everybody else in the program doesn’t catch his interest but Noah’s complacent attitude infuriates him—

Noah —> Alejandro

Just some uptight weirdo hahahahahahahah

Now this arrangement lasts for a few years? Maybe until they reach 10-11? Throughout the years they never really became close friends but they’re definitely familiar with one another since by that point, over half of the original group has since dropped out, leaving the highest scorers behind to continue on

Alejandro’s envy and admiration grew as well since Noah has consistently been the top of the class for years with him always getting second

However, he starts to notice Noah changing as well. He’s starting to fall asleep in lessons and he’s getting increasingly grouchy

It all comes to an end when Alejandro shows up one day and suddenly he’s now top of the class. He asks the teacher what happened to Noah and he’s told that he dropped out.

Yes, I’m putting that burnt out gifted kid energy into everything like it’s cheese on pasta

So now he has the position he’s always been vying for. Getting it like this feels a little hollow though.

Fast forward to world tour and Alejandro has the shocking realisation that the kid he used to look up to like an unattainable star turned into a giant sloth hahahahahaahahhahaha

This is just a small thought I’ve been thinking of. No clue what to do with it so here’s this post!

I just think these two having the dynamic of estranged childhood friends is pretty neat

OMG I LOVE THIS 😍

I want Alejandro to try and push Noah to become that same formidable rival as before, only to realize how much things have changed and how much Noah does not care

This has so much potential, I need to save it 😂

Hahahahahhaha

I would imagine both of them simultaneously going “wow he really hasn’t changed at all” and “huh that sure is different” about each other

Alejandro would be tearing his hair out at how Noah’s potential is being “wasted” on this show and his previous job as Chris’s assistant

Imagine Alejandro remarking that Noah is actually brilliant while everybody else doesn’t believe him because all they’ve seen is the guy that refuses to play dodgeball hahahaha

Let’s see who wins! “You can really try harder” Alejandro or “You can really take it easier” Noah

Yoooo that's actual a great idea for their own possible character arcs, being more relaxed and less perfect for Alejandro and rediscover the pleasure at putting effort for Noah

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

“why does that character have to be queer?”

why not?

“why does that character have to be trans?”

why not?

“why does that character have to be a poc?”

why not?

this post is making straight cis white ppl angry keep reblogging it

Another good response along with “Why not?” - “As opposed to?”

Just watch them try not to say ‘normal’, JUST WATCH THEM.

Funniest response I got from this was “You know… default settings”

Alenoah thought to chew on a little

What if they were childhood friends that reunited on world tour?

Imagine if both of them used to be enrolled in this special gifted children program when they were like 6-7

And little Alejandro just breezing through the program, leaving everybody in the dirt except for one other participant there

Like they just have this entirely one sided academic rivalry as little children because Alejandro is fuming that there’s this other kid that always manages to score *slightly* higher than him hahahahahhahha

So at that age I’m assuming that while Alejandro can mask his emotions way better than the average 6-7 year old, he’s still a 6-7 year old so his thinly veiled envy is immediately picked up on by Noah

And then one day it just culminates to Noah point blank asking him “why are you so upset? It’s just a few marks at best.”

Tiny Spanish overachiever rendered speechless at his candidness because to him it *is* a huge deal while to his sworn rival (all in his head) those points are treated like nothing

Err ok this is actually getting longer than I anticipated but essentially it boils down to

Alejandro —> Noah

Seething childish fury at being bested mixed in with begrudging admiration at Noah’s capabilities. He can’t really tell if he wants to best him or be with him because everybody else in the program doesn’t catch his interest but Noah’s complacent attitude infuriates him—

Noah —> Alejandro

Just some uptight weirdo hahahahahahahah

Now this arrangement lasts for a few years? Maybe until they reach 10-11? Throughout the years they never really became close friends but they’re definitely familiar with one another since by that point, over half of the original group has since dropped out, leaving the highest scorers behind to continue on

Alejandro’s envy and admiration grew as well since Noah has consistently been the top of the class for years with him always getting second

However, he starts to notice Noah changing as well. He’s starting to fall asleep in lessons and he’s getting increasingly grouchy

It all comes to an end when Alejandro shows up one day and suddenly he’s now top of the class. He asks the teacher what happened to Noah and he’s told that he dropped out.

Yes, I’m putting that burnt out gifted kid energy into everything like it’s cheese on pasta

So now he has the position he’s always been vying for. Getting it like this feels a little hollow though.

Fast forward to world tour and Alejandro has the shocking realisation that the kid he used to look up to like an unattainable star turned into a giant sloth hahahahahaahahhahaha

This is just a small thought I’ve been thinking of. No clue what to do with it so here’s this post!

I just think these two having the dynamic of estranged childhood friends is pretty neat

OMG I LOVE THIS 😍

I want Alejandro to try and push Noah to become that same formidable rival as before, only to realize how much things have changed and how much Noah does not care

This has so much potential, I need to save it 😂

i hate alenoah so muchhh i wouod never ever ever ever ever draw alenoah its such a bad ship eeeeewwwww peee ewwwwww gay people ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Ewwwww i would never reblog this ewww

This is so cool, love Noah baffled at the idea that Alejandro really is an actual person behind it all 😂😂 I hope it works out for them in this