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How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Melkor

@misbehavingmaiar / misbehavingmaiar.tumblr.com

Hi I'm Wesley, and welcome to Dark Lord Hell. Among other things, this is an Ask Blog and roleplay blog! I play as both Sauron and Melkor, because I'm an adult and this is my blog and I do what I want. I've been running this mess since 2013, so there is a substantial backlog of headcanons and meta for those who are interested! HOUSE RULES: 1) The first rule of Fight Club is we do not talk about Blond Twink Mairon 2) The second rule of Fight Club is we do not talk about Blond Twink Mairon 3) Fair means 'hot' not 'white'. 4) My muse calls himself Sauron or Thû, NOT Mairon (except when he is working for Aulë). 5) Dwarves are not angry Scotsmen, they are badass Jewish engineers and Tolkien said so. COME. AT. ME. 6) Don't assume I hate any characters in the Silmarillion because I do not hate any characters in the Silmarillion. Thank you. -Roleplay Guidelines -Meet the Muse/Mun -Major Wesley!Verse Headcanons My in-character posts are tagged #In Character: Sauron/Melkor My tag for OoC posts is #Out of Cacophonies. Some other notable and frequently used tags can be found below! I try to keep my tags consistent, so if you like one kind of content, chances are you can find more by searching my local tags. You can help support me and my work on Patreon! or Ko-fi: kofiwidget2.init('Buy Me a Coffee', '#266e66', 'Z8Z279NL');kofiwidget2.draw(); (This blog is 18+ only. It contains mature content such as sexual themes and violence. Explicit/NSFW posts will be tagged #Shameless Misbehaving. Take care, and if you need me to tag specific content, please do not hesitate to ask. Main Tumblr: TheOtherWesley Art Blog: Wesleyart
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Mirrormere (in khuzdul Kheled-zâram) was a dark lake in Dimrill Dale on the east side of the Misty Mountains. In First Age Durin came upon Kheled-zâram and looking upon mysterious stars set like a crown reflected in its surface...

Gouache painting 165x165mm

2023

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tanadrin

i have not booped half of you as well as i would have liked, and i have booped half of you half as well as you deserve.

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Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel

So the Eagles of Manwë called upon their kindred of Calë Fornyassë who dwelled there; mighty were their wingspans, and spears broke upon their claws. Lonely were they, the last of a race that had looked upon the Trees, and long-lived, beyond the span of Men and birds; but they were dwindling. They were great and proud, but they heeded not the call to Mordor, and said they were critically endangered, and ought not to risk themselves. And the Eagles did drink pink champagne on ice, and consumed the liver of a man who had been placed there and whose narrative is not relevant; and no matter how much they stabbed him with their steely knives, they just couldn’t kill the beast. And in time this grew stale, and the Eagles spoke to their captain and chieftain, and said, “This does not seem a priority.”

So Gwaihir Windlord, chieftain of the Eagles of Manwë, did call upon his kinfolk personally from the fastness of the Hotel; and the Bird-Kindred of Calë Fornyassë were not well pleased, for he called collect.

And he bade them rally in his name, and bring the ring to Mordor; and he bade them do this in his name, for Gwaihir was Lord of Birds.

But the Cale Fornyassë said only, “Condor has no king.”

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"His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh."

Flesh?? Sauron is out there giving X-rays, MRIs, and CAT scans. He's more affordable than your primary care referral and more benevolent than your insurance company. Come to the Mordor health clinic today and be Perceived by the Eye.

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nyenyerle

i feel like vanyarin culture wouldn’t get what’s so great about the use of glass in architecture. or just art in general. Put a water wall there. Just leave a hole in the wall you frivolous cowards. Break the light with intricate pattern shutters. Crystal prism? Maybe, but NOT during lent. STAINED GLASS??! Slippery fucking slope! Next thing you know you’ll be marrying a noldo and die in their next k*nsl*ying,

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chechula

I spend a day drawing&drinking tea with @yonetee and then six hours on the train. I had a lot of time doodling weird over-rendered textures. So this image... happens to be.

For me, the most heartbreaking scene of Silmarillion: Maedhros and Maglor in the camp of Valar x_x

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