announcement:
i’m going to stop this blog. however, i dont know if i should delete my blog or keep it so let me know what any of you think.
i’m going to stop this blog. however, i dont know if i should delete my blog or keep it so let me know what any of you think.
I am worth 6 goats.
Almost? Fucking almost? Second place is the first loser, y'all!
But seriously, this is a lie. I’m worth, like, 5 goats, max.
Your goat worth is:8.
Not only will his dad give you 8 goats, he’ll throw in his brother too!
Shane Madej attacking Ryan’s desk while drunk on his instastories on June 1st, 2018.
when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money
I love robbery and fraud
School
if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it
mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?
mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.
joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?
mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?
If boy didn’t leave with a pastry I swear to G
GUYS HE GOT HIS COOKIE, EVERYTHING IS OKAY
I’M INTERRUPTING YOUR FEED WITH A V IMPORTANT UPDATE
My content gets shittier every day.
this cured my depressive episode
fuck rick and morty
piss in a porty
die before fourty
oppressed for being horny
idk why people hate hamilton this fuckin slaps
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
are you fucking for real
Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright
Later
I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*
OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN
Sheer power. Sheer performance
is this @crankgameplays?
Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one
Mood to the max!
Tubular af
groovy, i hate it
If she breathes, she’s a square
skeletons are known for their salty commentary on the living
i!! love!! miraculous!!
if you’re ever sad look at this
or this
instead of being mad at someone watch stitch cuddle with a pillow
shhhh don’t cry look at stitch !!!
NO SADNESS !!! NO NO !! STITCH !!
stitch doesn’t want u to be sad !!
pls don’t be sad
PLS
stitch loves you stay safe